Arch Manning Has Opted Back In For NCAA Football 25

Well, we got got. Arch Manning opting out was definitely all just a publicity stunt. I mean we should have seen it coming “I am in the Game”. Arch’s morals can be bought off?! How will that apply to his future draft stock? If it was the plan all along that shows commitment to the scheme. The long scheme is something very next-level in football. That is the next-level NFL football mindset that average college players, high school, just never get to....

July 9, 2024 · 1 min · 132 words · Julie Lopez

AWESOME STORY: 44 Year Old Iowa Congressman Signs Emergency Contract With The Sioux City Explorers, Throws 100 Pitches Into The 7th Inning

Such was the case this weekend and it’s nothing short of fucking awesome. Sometimes it’s a PR stunt like Carlos Zambrano with the Chicago Dogs. Sometimes it’s a guy who got hurt and wants another cup of coffee. I’m not sucking the American Association’s dick for no reason. 7 of the 9 Milwaukee Milkmen were MLB draft picks including American Association MVP Jose Sermo. Even so, J.D. pitched into the 7th inning and is now slated to pitch again this Thursday for the Explorers....

July 9, 2024 · 2 min · 320 words · Kenneth Myers

Booth Chronicles, Volume 1: The Sideline Debut

It has been a crazy couple of weeks since I moved on from the Pardon My Take podcast. Welcome to the Booth Chronicles. The PLL does a tremendous job providing us up-to-date stats and storylines. I put my prep sheet together and was off to Harvard Stadium for an exciting weekend of lacrosse. Very, very cool. It’s crazy how different of a role sidelines is versus calling the game up in the booth....

July 9, 2024 · 1 min · 88 words · Wanda Martin

Brian Daboll Is Going To Fight Anyone Who Thinks He Can't Run A 7-Second 40-Yard Dash, Is Easily The Fastest Coach In The NFL

I ask once again, how can you not love this man? You know what I’m talking about. It could be someone who thinks they can dunk in a few months. It could be someone thinking they can run fast. We’ve seen it all. Just look at the guy, he screams he eats chicken wings 3-4 times a week in his prime. Plus you gotta factor in the bald aspect. No hair to hold him down, aerodynamics, all that stuff....

July 9, 2024 · 1 min · 145 words · Christopher Gutierrez

Broadcast Cameras Catch Minnesota Twins Pitcher Joe Ryan Powdering His Balls In The Dugout

Just your normal dugout shot after a Carlos Correa home-run right ? Like when you catch an ass shot in an NFL locker room during a post game speech. Cant blame him its hot as fuck out there across the country. Powder em up Joey ! Full disclosure I was never a powder the balls guy. I will say the handful of times I have done it after a football practice shower are life changing....

July 9, 2024 · 1 min · 85 words · Michael Hill

Can Somebody Please Tell This Men's League Basketball Ref Whose Ball It Is

I mean this refs are making, what, maybe $50 to ref this game? Chances are they don’t live right up the street from the court. This moment right here has to be what falling in quick sand has to feel like. The harder you venture to escape, the stronger it holds you under. At some point you realize that maybe a few high school playoff games is your ceiling as an official....

July 9, 2024 · 1 min · 114 words · Anthony Villanueva

Captain Keegan!?

Rumors swirl as the U.S. Ryder Cup team prepares to announce its next captain. Did Tiger turn it down? Is Keegan getting the nod after the Rome snub? NEW GIVEAWAY: Win a free 2-night stay at Riggs' Cottage for you and up to 7 friends. Book at least one round of golf through Barstool Golf Time app to enter. The more rounds you play through Sept 30, the more entries you get....

July 9, 2024 · 1 min · 76 words · Erik Gonzalez

Christian McCaffrey’s Mom Is A BONAFIDE STAR On The Dance Floor

Where do you then stand? What happens next it’s all very awkward. However, somehow Mrs. McCaffrey makes it work here via the circle. The exact opposite of Elaine Benes and everything you are looking for in a mom on the dance floor. There’s some simple rules as a mom at a wedding on the dance floor. Absolute star just like her son. All time wholesome video.

July 9, 2024 · 1 min · 66 words · Jacob Mccarty

Conor McGregor Is Already Back To Training For His UFC Return

Do you see me complaining, though?! Heal up and get back soon, Conor!!! You’re the man!! Greatest comeback in sports history loading!

July 9, 2024 · 1 min · 22 words · Anthony Hinton

Could The Power Of SpaceTime Unlock Unlimited Energy?

You may remember Ashton Forbes from his evidence regarding the MH370 Malaysian flight disappearance. As of today all of his doubters have been silenced. Seriously its scary how everyone who has tried to debunk him has been shot down. Seriously check out this tweet that will encompass just exactly what he is trying to unveil. I mean Alexandr Graham Bell got arrested for fraud for selling people a telephone. The telegram business was trying to ensure his technology did not catch on....

July 9, 2024 · 1 min · 118 words · Matthew Brown

D-Backs Pitcher Paul Sewald Has Been the Worst Reliever in Baseball Since Catching Frank the Tank's First Pitch

Not believing in the Fleming Curse at this point is pretty much on par with being a flat Earther. There is no denying that Frank the Tank has some sort of voodoo power with anything he touches. At the time, Sewald was rocking a 0.54 ERA with 11 saves in as many opportunities. He was on fire. He literally went from one of the best relievers in baseball to the worst overnight....

July 9, 2024 · 1 min · 72 words · Kevin Valencia

Dillon Brooks Sending A Warning To Team USA Before The Olympics Is A Good Reminder That He Still Sucks At Trying To Be A Villain

The word try-hard is one of those that has been overused the last few years. But, as I say that, it’s the only way to describe Dillon Brooks. He tries his hardest to be a villain. I don’t even think he believes 90% of the shit he says. Maybe he does, maybe that’s why he’s in the NBA, I don’t know. But there’s no way it’s all true. Come on, man....

July 9, 2024 · 1 min · 206 words · Lisa Smith

Gypsy Rose Blanchard Is PREGNANT With Her First Child

Hopefully the mother thing works out better for you than your mother! Gypsy just continues to be the messiest person on the internet. Girl loves airing out her dirty laundry online. However, this man that she is pregnant with is NOT her husband. It’s actually her ex-boyfriend that she rekindled with WHILE she was still married! She’s only been out for a few months and she’s already been divorced and pregnant!...

July 9, 2024 · 1 min · 83 words · Elizabeth Booker