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Listen, I’m as tired of seeing the Hawk Tuah girl as maybe the rest of you. Even the crazy airplane lady launched some socials and some merch and appeared on PMT. I’m not sure, but her only option is to make money and make it fast. Have her give election advice on CNN or promote GTA 6 or something. There’s worse ways to become famous I think. Absolutely, but welcome to the Internet in 2024....

I woke up Saturday morning super excited to play in my 9thWorld Series of PokerMain Event. Let’s take a look back and see where it all went wrong….. The open seats later filled with a couple of good players. There were 5 key hands that tore me up. I will take a stab at keep this simple of the non-poker fans. I called a raise with 85 in the big blind....

WATCH EVERYWHERE BELOW WATCH EVERYWHERE ABOVE I have long believed that art is fake. Personally, I think they are all worth thousands but I wanted to see what an expert would say. This is Part 1 of our first ever TWO PART Smokes Show to kick off Season 3! double-check you watch Part 1 before the big premiere tomorrow night!

But I had the extenuating circumstance of the citizenry being told to cancel all celebrations, and refusing to. So for sure I was proud of my countrymen. At least I thought it was. It welcomed the largest crowd in its history to watch the empty vehicles. There are no lies in this Floridian’s words. And now it IS real. This needs to be done in all 50 states and the District of Columbia....

What are you tweaking about? The man says flatly, Youre drunk as fk, earning himself a, Fk you, guy! He insists, Youre the one swerving, I was just following you. The woman spits out, Im the one fking swerving?! Just an absolutely bizarre video. Let’s start from the top. A- why so angry ? It’s the 4th of July lady. It’s a top tier holiday. Nothing is so important it’s crucial that you be swerving and cursing at people....

A legend who changes teams late in his career and it just looks….weird. You cannot tell me looking at those pictures isn’t weird as hell. That’s pretty much what I kept thinking to myself as I watched the Klay introductory press conference. Is he prime Klay Thompson? The guy is 34. Natural decline is pretty normal. But is he still effective as a floor spacer? I’d say so. Who knows, maybe Steph is next?...

It’s always rare to see someone do exactly what they were put on this Earth to do. And when you see it, it’s a beautiful thing. Michael Jordan playing basketball, Tiger Woods playing golf, Jimi Hendrix playing the guitar. Like they’ve unlocked some sort of secret to achieving greatness. That’s Joey Chestnut when it comes to shoveling sustenance down his throat hole. Keep in mind he just ate 57 hot dogs on the 4th of July....

So it’s officially official that Keegan Bradley is the captain for the 2025 Ryder Cup. We needed a shakeup and with Tiger Woods turning it down we need new blood. This is what happens when you get your ass kicked in Europe. But it’s not just that, it’s what Keegan Bradley is saying. First off, how about how the news broke to him? We all saw what happened on Full Swing....

Youngest player to ever score at the Euros and he does it this way? Still can’t imagine playing on a national team - let alone one like Spain - at 16. We had Freddy Adu, Spain has Lamine Yamal, basically the same in my book. What could have been, Freddy.

One of the women in the booth is completely face down. “Wh… what about her ass??” you ask, trembling slightly. Up and fully out, friend, and things are about to escalate. A jovial gentleman pulls her thong to the side. He approaches with the funnel for a smooth docking. “Oh my God, he’s going to pour a whole margarita pitcher in there.” But suddenly she begins laughing and her butt goes back down out of view....

It Is What It Is with Mase and Camron has been a massive success since it debuted. If you die out there? You dont belong out here. Thats really what gotta happen here! “We might need to take you with us to the hood. Then bring you back and say okay, he ready now….you need a girlfriend named Lakisha.” Now, of course, I don’t have a lot of experience in the hood....

We all saw it when he couldn’t complete his ABCs Scavenger Hunt the Monday before break started. Let me be very clear: that was never the plan. But he failed miserably because he’s actually dumber than I thought he was. And now we were in a pickle. Do we get all of the production people to redo another live stream of 1st grade? Do I agree with it? No I don’t....

I need football in my life so badly. I don’t know what to do with myself. So, to help with that, I’ve created my dream Barstool Sports 7v7 team. Now, before we get started there are two rules: 1. No NFL Players 2. I’ve watched some of his tape and he’s more than capable of leading this team to victory. I also had to add Megan Makin Money as the backup incase Billy’s shoulder gives out on us....