Look I’m not going to beat around the bush here…..nice gesture, hilarious cake. Did he make it himself? Better yet, did his 13 year old daughter who is spending the week at Baking Camp make it? I mean, look at what these teams are valued at!
And look, I’m not a Kyle McCord guy. I’ve never been a Kyle McCord guy. Show a bad throw and then ask what he said after. “I mean, that’s a shit throw, right?” Just throwing shit on the hook, looking for a nibble. But again, Marvin wouldn’t as much as look at it. And that’s the reason that Cardinals took him before the Giants even had the opportunity to. ** Do we think Brian Daboll put his guy up to this?...
Which teams should be disappointed with their off-season moves so far? Whats in store for the Chiclets boys over the summer? Who will be our next white whale interview? All this and more in this week’s episode.
Damn it felt good to be back in the TANK!
The Phillies dick kicked the Dodgers last night by the tune of a 10-1 shellacking. They shoved the long ball up their hoop all damn night. There’s a time and a place for small ball in baseball. That time is never and that place is nowhere. This dude is an elite knower of ball. He’s not a hands up on contact kinda guy. And that’s why he’s the best in the biz....
Um…excuse me? Well, outside of how hard 5'11 Tim Lincecum could throw absolute HEAT on that height. Good on the minor league catch for earning his paycheck/bus fare for the day. Only in this Matrix.
Well, it’s funny because literally minutes before this broke out they were all chilling and singing. I dont like soccer but I would be so down to just go to wherever Euros is to party. Who knows why the fight started? It looked like the fanbases were having fun. For some reason, saxophones have been the music of choice at the Euro. A man from Germany has become an international sensation in the country....
There are, of course, horrors happening in this world of ours. One needn’t look far. Why those South American architectscontinueto build schools at the foot of scrabbly mountains, I’ll never know. There are no trees in sight, morons! No roots to anchor the soil! What’s the play, insurance? Their kid didn’t make the varsity alpaca-racing team? Far be it for me to complain. I’ve learned that with great privilege comes great expected silence....
Win Total Wednesday is back and it couldn’t come fast enough. Football season is what we set our clock to. Football is what is the heartbeat of the country. Football is what we get excited for. I love to take a look at conference long shots, sleepers, and season win totals. The first of which is returning production and returning starters. The Hokies bring back 8 on offense, and 7 on defense....
Holy shit, how is that real? He was driving drunk, dude. Coaches are saying stupid shit. College Football 25 will be here in seven days. I can almost smell the fall air. It’s about that time, boys.
RA here checking in after the most epic Spittin Chiclets Stanley Cup Final roadie that will ever exist. 13 flights in 20 days. 5 of 7 Stanley Cup Final games. Some inadvertent viral moments. And you know what? But look, Im a big boy. There were no guns to my head. I own it all. The good, the bad, and the ugly. No arrests (cuffed & stuffed once at 15 but no record)....
Is that the worst, most convoluted headline to ever hit this site? says in the caption that he ‘never truly understood what love was’ until he mether). (Say that sentence five times fast.)
“We always want to give people big portions that get them excited about the food.” But the CEO says it hasn’t changed since then! And the results of the portion sizes? Not good at all. The median weight of the bowls was 21.5 ounces. How is it possible that one order can be 2x the weight of the exact same order? Think if burger joints did that. Literally ordering a double cheeseburger and getting a single patty....
