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Before these practice games started I considered Germany the toughest challenger to Team USA in the Olympics. LeBron is still the most unstoppable basketball force on the planet. We’re putting our NBA biases aside for these Olympics and there’s no denying it. He’s still a monster and Team USA loses back to back tune up games if not for LeBron. That’s a wild statement to say in 2024, but it’s the truth....

Nate came over to my desk this morning barking uncontrollably and I had to settle him down.

Because that’s exactly what you would get with hurling. Now the thing is that I don’t know shit when it comes to the rules of hurling. And all things considered, it’s probably not worth the time to research and learn the rules. Anyone with one eye and half a brain can tell you this goal from Tony Kelly was absolutely nasty. The Mona Lisa can kick rocks compared to this....

Don’t get me wrong, they are definitely freaks. It’s certainly alarming to say the least. Who knows what kind of sick, twisted behavior that kid will be capable of displaying. But these two stil deserve love just as much as the rest of us. But you could only see the same thing so many times before it starts to get a little old. You think she’s still saying yes after a shit pumping like that?...

I hate every single thing about this. This is such fucking bullshit and I’m disgusted that it’s happening. What happened to the media in this country? Let’s treat this guy like the lying, cheating son of a bitch he is. We’re letting him set the public narrative before the NCAA even releases their findings? There’s a ZERO PERCENT chance he goes on and explains how they did everything. Let the NCAA decide that, not the Connor Stalions version of events....

Sometimes we stretch the powers of Nick Castellanos. We’ll really push his abilities to homer when anything of significance happens in the world. That set the stage for Castellanos to do this thing. In the 9th inning it was his moment and boy did he deliver. Pretty tough pitch to hit out too if we’re being honest. He rarely wastes one. Feels like we could eliminate inflation with the right minds handling our economy....

A few months ago I bought a new house that was a total fixer upper. Are you going to be a DeWalt, a Milwaukee, a Ryobi, or a Makita man? Once you make your decision, you are locked in forever. There’s no turning back unless you want to buy 10 different chargers for 15 different batteries. The red was speaking to me, so now I’m a Milwaukee guy. I’ll die for Milwaukee brand products....

Take a Tequilacation withNEWTruly Tequila Soda today.

A soda made by veterans in New Jersey

There is one name that really crystallizes how fucked the Angels are. It’s not Mike Trout even though he’s the most important player on the roster. It’s not Anthony Rendon either even though his contract is among the worst in all of baseball. It’s tough to get less production for $38 million dollars a year. The player that most clearly shows the apocalyptic future of the Angels is Jack Kochanowicz....

As it turns out, Brandon is currently ineligible to be drafted due to his age. Nick, KB, Cheah - stay home!

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That all our senses are merely functions of the programming. And the physical, corporeal beings we perceive ourselves to be are nothing more than complex code. Just not by future computer simulation creators, but by a timeless and all-powerful Creator. Your results may vary, and that’s conversation for a different time. For right now, in this moment, the Simulation believers have a very strong case to make. I think that Veep has torn down the wall between comedy and politics....