The Wonton Don Tried To Find Me A Wife In China

I am one of the biggest Wonton Don fans in this company. I am never surprised by his content because he is all over the place…. until now. The Don went wife shopping?!?!? For Nicky Smokes & me at the Shanghai Marriage Market in China on his most recent episode on YouTube! Look I am not saying I am some great prize but I do okay with the ladies. I am not THAT desperate!...

July 22, 2024 · 1 min · 149 words · Whitney Edwards

WANTED: TALENTED COLLEGE CONTENT CREATORS

Viceroy the governor of a country or province who rules as the representative of a king. Thats exactly what were looking for. More specifically, were looking for college students to create original content on campus. We want somebody who knows what were all about and has their finger on the pulse of their campus. Sports, food, nightlife, news, etc. Funny, controversial, everything. You want to work here someday? Here is your shot....

July 22, 2024 · 1 min · 72 words · Cheryl Smith

Watching Shohei Ohtani Hit A Ball 473 Feet And Almost Out Of Dodger Stadium Is Actually Mesmerizing

I think everyone had the same reaction on Sunday when they heard this one. “OH MY GOD!” We all knew it would happen eventually, but it finally did. Shohei Ohtani almost hitting a ball OVER the roof and completely out of Dodger Stadium. We’ve seen some big righties do it, but never a lefty like Ohtani. The second you heard him connect you knew this one was going a long way....

July 22, 2024 · 1 min · 152 words · Aaron Baker

Conor McGregor Goes Off On "Pissbag" Jake Paul And Tells Mike Perry He's Fired From BKFC After Last Night's Fight

Martyblogged about it here. So that may be it for “Platinum” Mike Perry and BKFC! You know what fight definitely won’t happen, though? Jake Paul vs Alex Pereira…. I guess Jake knows what he’s doing with these outlandish callouts, though. He’s got us talking. Pereira hitting him with a Facetime while he was still in the ring was pretty funny, too….

July 21, 2024 · 1 min · 61 words · Erik Thompson

Do We Blog Joe Biden Dropping Out Of The Race?

Big discussion over here in Barstool Land. Dave always says we aren’t a politics company. So I don’t know- do we blog Biden dropping out the race? Historically it’s a huge deal so it feels right to put something up on Barstool about it. it’s possible for you to post it without taking a stance or making it political. Sort of like when Trump was shot, same thing. And then the next question is, do we post some of the funny tweets?...

July 21, 2024 · 1 min · 103 words · Mary Bowman

Dumping Them Out: Legacy of GIFs

Welcome back to another episode of Dumping Them Out, Barstool Sports premier Boob GIFs blog. At this point I have 536 Boob GIF’s saved on my laptop. I was recently thinking about what I’ll do with them when I’m through with Barstool. I’ll hold onto them for eternity. I blindfold John Jr. and lead him into the foyer. I imagine it will go something like this Me:“SURPRISE!!!” John Jr.:“What the fuck are these?...

July 21, 2024 · 2 min · 425 words · Richard Clements

From Royal Troon: Xander's Ridiculous Weekend, Rory's Surprising Admission And 16 More Parting Thoughts From The 2024 Open Championship

There is so, so much to discuss. Here are 18 Parting Thoughts from the grounds of Royal Troon. Well, well, well…do we have a little Player of the Year debate on our hands? Its how legacies are measured. Xander Schauffele won two of them this year. Scottie Scheffler won one. Id vote for Scheffler personally. Its not like he won six tournaments but didnt knock off a major. Which player you vote for is sort of an indictment on how much non-majors matter....

July 21, 2024 · 8 min · 1544 words · Sarah Hayes

Hyder Amil Just Hit A One Billion Punch Combo To Score A Knockout

I told you all of that to now say: this is what I thought was going to happen. Expectation: land a trillion unanswered punches and knock my opponent out in about a minute. I’m just not that guy. Hyder Amil, though - this guy is for real. He’s super fun to watch. MID-BLOG BREAKING NEWS Doo-ho Choi just knocked out Bill Algeo and maybe even broke his ortibal?! The way he went down didn’t look good…....

July 21, 2024 · 1 min · 77 words · Katherine Mann

It Appears Conor McGregor Just Signed Bone Thugs-N-Harmony To His New Record Label

It even seems like Conor does the intro to Bone Thugs' new track based on that teaser! It’s the most logical business to focus in on after all he’s done. Partnering with McGregor on a business is like entering a 2-on-2 pickup hoop with Michael Jordan as your teammate. Good luck keeping up, Interscope/RCA/Atlantic. Start counting your days. Oh, and could I interest you in an unsigned pop punk parody band, Conor?...

July 21, 2024 · 1 min · 119 words · Melissa Jackson

Jake Paul Beat Mike Perry By Knockout And Its Time We Respect Jake As A Real Fighter

He has his money day against Tyson, so he didn’t need to take this fight against Perry. If Jake lost this fight, nobody would watch his next fight so this was a big risk. If you watched the fight, you will notice how much better Jake has gotten at fighting. Everyone knows he has a huge right hand that he loves to use but this fight was different. Jake Paul is just a good fighter....

July 21, 2024 · 1 min · 119 words · Bobby Carson

Justin Rose Fans Are Floating In The Water Outside Of Royal Troon To Try And Will Him To An Open Victory (It's Not Working)

As someone who tried to hedge some stuff with Justin Rose +800 this morning I appreciate this fella. This is how you back your guy. We’ve seen the weather in Scotland, it’s not what I’d describe as warm. They don’t care. Unfortunately it’s not working. Xander is on fire, he’s looking the part. He’s 2 up on Lawrence, 3 up on Rose. It’s not even like Rose is playing bad, he’s -2 for the day....

July 21, 2024 · 1 min · 124 words · Melissa Miller

The A's Have Apparently Failed To Secure Any Investors For Their Vegas Stadium + There's A Rumored Gag Order In Place On Bay Area Investment Groups Interested In Keeping Baseball in Oakland

We’ve got a little update from the Oakland/Sacramento/Vegas A’s. Last week they detailed their financing plan for how their new stadium will be built in Sin City. Seems straight forward, but nothing is actually that simple when it comes to this move. The A’s claim they have not reached out to any investors yet. Those potential investors would be given a minority ownership stake in the team, Dean said. Confirmed: The As dont have investors investing....

July 21, 2024 · 1 min · 190 words · Mark Lopez

The NBA Champion Boston Celtics Are Somehow Operating With An Endless Supply Of Money After Extending Sam Hauser To A New 4 Year/$45M Deal

Alright, by now you know the drill. Everyone man their battle stations…. ….ready? BRRRRAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!! Sweet mother of God did Brad Stevens do it again or did Brad Stevens do it again? Here’s a hint. Brad Stevens did it again. That was just the reality of today’s NBA we were told. Without factoring in the tax penalties, that’s around $624M in contracts alone. Meanwhile, their competition is losing valuable rotation players left and right....

July 21, 2024 · 1 min · 161 words · Elizabeth Tran