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Now this is what I’m talking about. The behind the scenes stories that provide interesting context to what we all watched happen. Just give me backroom dealings/plans and some hilarious stories and I’m happy. This one right here by Melo? That’a the good stuff. As with everything in the NBA, things eventually all boil down to timing. In hindsight was it the best decision? I guess it depends on what you value....

It ‘Club Shay Shay,’ Adams said: ‘Hell, yeas. I don’t care. Tom knows how I feel about him. Can Brady still play? Davante sees the perfect situation where Brady becomes a partial owner of the Raiders and then joins the team. I mean it may be the greatest return of all time if he quadrupled the evaluation of the Raiders. The thing is Brady may actually not have it anymore....

I learned that lesson the hard way. I thought I’d share a little culinary accomplishment, but the internet had other plans. People came out of the woodwork to roast me harder than the steak I posted. It was like I committed a crime against humanity. Everyone suddenly became a master chef, a food critic, and an expert on all things BBQ. My notifications were blowing up with insults, critiques, and downright nastiness....

We had to try the new Doritos Late Night Sizzlin' Cheeseburger flavor.

No, that’s not an angel. That’s Layla The Clearwater Thrasher Single-A Bat Dog. Clearwooder’s saint of the bats has finally completed her service at 13-years-young. The good girl is beyond adorable and always had IT. Layla did it all from the jump. No treat went undeserved in all her years of service. Not every Blue is made the same, like this soullsess bastard behind the plate. Send him straight to a lifetime ofindependent ballpre-teen travel baseball without passing Go/Angel Hernandez on the way down....

I love this game in a way most people only love their spouses and children. I’m glad there are people out there who are good at this game online. I bet it feels great.

We talk about Biden dropping out but in strictly sports and ice cream terms (00:14:46-00:33:16). Whos back of the week including clearing your web client history (00:33:16-00:43:21). Mt Rushmore of animals we wish we could be (00:43:21-01:06:18). We finish with Monday reading (01:49:30-02:03:10). Use code PMC20 for 20% off your order atPardonMyCheesesteak.com

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We know what happens at the Olympics. It’s talked about every four years. They have millions (AND MILLIONS) of condoms sitting around for the athletes. He’s basically the Shams of letting Olympians know they can fuck in peace. At least the peace of knowing a bed won’t break. And look at that testing! This isn’t what me or you would do to test out. A couple thrusts, some flopping around, awkward loud breathing, sure....

This was a rare spot where I actually agreed with all of the golf trolls. Very, very bad. A few lessons mixed in helped with the improvement as well. And it all leads up to this statement: Jakey Learned How To Putt. That putt on 10 felt incredible. Obviously, those ones are going to be rare going forward. That has NEVER been a thing before. It has always been, “do whatever you might to avoid a three-putt....

I know the look. Hollow, glassy eyes doing a middle distance stare that looks right through you, sizing you up. “Are you holding?” I’ve thought about saying, “That’s it. I’m cutting off your supply,” for their own good. But that gesture would be futile. It’s merely that there’s less of it on the streets for those looking for a fix. Sorry for anyone looking to score some high-grade, courtroom-quality stuff at that status conference today....

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God gave us two hands for a reason. But that’s not the point of this blog. He simply put the ball in LeBron’s hands and said go make a play…..and he did. I’m fine with LeBron carrying the flag. Why did no one from the Dream Team ever do it? Oh that’s cause Peter Westbrook, the Fencer from Missouri, got the nod that year. In ‘96 we had Michael Matz, the Equestrian legend....