Mark Zuckerberg Had A Sculpture Of His Wife Made And He Might Be The Most Romantic Guy On The Scene Right Now

I don’t know what’s happening to me, but lately, I’ve been loving Zuckerberg? How hasn’t anyone else come up with “bringing back the Roman tradition” before now? He’s thinking outside of the box. On top of that, he seems to be a great dad? Taking a party bus full of teens to Olivia Rodrigo is nothing to sneeze at. I don’t even know if I would have the patience or strength to do something so brave....

August 13, 2024 · 1 min · 84 words · Luis Boyd

Martavis Bryant Will Be Proof That Sometimes The 10th Time Is The Charm

So obviously the biggest news of the day is the Commies signed Martavis Bryant. Yes, 2018 is SIX years ago at this point. But that’s why they are haters, they love to point out the negatives. They love to point out he was suspended for all of 2016 by the NFL as well. That’s all water under the bridge. Real ball knowers understand. The NFL fucked up letting us get this weapon....

August 13, 2024 · 1 min · 75 words · Robert Murray

Matt Leinart And His Wife Logged Onto Twitter To Casually Dunk On Parents Around The World

Hand up, Matt Leinart got my ass. Don’t get me wrong, I am thrilled for the Leinarts and their little growing bundle of joy. But I guess to each their own, so congrats to the Leinarts!

August 13, 2024 · 1 min · 36 words · Dana Odonnell

Nothing Embodies The Olympic Spirit Like This Video Showing Nikola Jokic Getting More And More Shitfaced Before Receiving His Bronze Medal

We know the story of Nikola Jokic and Serbia having a perfect day on Saturday. But this is the first video edit I’ve seen where you’re able to see the progression. It embodies the Olympic spirit and I 100% believe that. The Olympics are about competing at the highest level internationally and then letting loose. No one did that more than Nikola Jokic. Dude was insane during the Olympics and then decided to get hammered....

August 13, 2024 · 1 min · 161 words · Rachel Moss

Raw Dogging at Texas Tavern in Roanoke, VA

Raw Dogging at the classic spot in Virginia Some Video Shot by Mikey Bets Edited by Chris Armienti Buy the Classic Shirt

August 13, 2024 · 1 min · 22 words · Daniel Robbins

Sherrone Moore Says He Looks Forward To His Deleted Texts Being Released And That Jim Harbaugh Will No Longer Be Michigan's Honorary Captain For Their Season Opener

Another day, another clown show comment out of Michigan. I’m not even going to give my time and attention to this. But if we are going to release things, can I see the Manifesto? Now THAT is something I’d be interested in reading. As well as the report that describes the Vacuum Business LLC between Connor Stallions and Blake Corum. Just a quick question: was Corum an ineligible player or is Stalions a felon?...

August 13, 2024 · 1 min · 193 words · Jose Rose

Stephon Marbury Is Currently Losing His Mind Over LeBron Winning The Olympic MVP

We also saw this with Colin Cowherd yesterday which was equally as bizarre. I feel like that’s pretty obvious, but apparently not. Anyway, back to Marbury. That’s a level of petty that I think we should all be able to respect. He did not win that MVP as a “legacy” award or anything. He was quite literally the most consistent player through the whole tournament. Was a fraction of a point away from leading the team in points, rebounds, assists, etc....

August 13, 2024 · 1 min · 132 words · Amy Flores

The Beef Between Olivia Munn and Aaron Rodgers' Parents Goes Beyond Her Sex Jokes, as They Claim She Told Them to Stay Away From His Games After His Worst Performance

Living the dream of every red-blooded boy. And the life of that great American icon, The Football Hero. But there’s no situation in this life so perfect that it can’t be complicated by family. She said the family was dysfunctional before she met Aaron, which is bull. We were going to all of his games; we were staying at his house. We had a great relationship. Nothing bad was going on....

August 13, 2024 · 1 min · 210 words · Kathleen Mccoy

The Rest Of The NFL Is In Trouble Now That Hot, Bearded Daniel Jones Is Being Called A Dawg, Getting In Scraps And Has New Confidence

But because he’s about to play good enough to be traded for something. I’m pretty sure that every Giants fan besides Clem is ready to move on from Daniel Jones. Now we have weapons (as long as they stay healthy. For the love of God stay healthy). That or be Patrick Mahomes is basically the only way. Bearded Daniel Jones gets into scraps. Bearded Daniel Jones doesn’t throw dumb interceptions....

August 13, 2024 · 1 min · 92 words · Kevin Aguirre

The Smell Of A Leader And A Star(BONUS: Ranking The Best Food Colognes)

This right here is why you don’t ever stop a successful bit. Can you run it into the ground? That’s a major goal when you’re a professional athlete (or college with NIL now). You want some extra money, you become the face of something. For some it could be a luxury car, a Brick watch, something fancy like that. For Will Levis it’s mayo. That’s how you end up with cologne that smells like mayo, lemon and coffee for $8....

August 13, 2024 · 2 min · 271 words · Hannah Lewis

The World Can Quit Linking CeeDee Lamb, or Any Other Top-Tier WR, to the Patriots Any Time Now, Thanks

Because this is what we do in New England. This is what we’ve always done. And while it got embarrassing a long time ago, at this point it’s downright humiliating. At long last, have you left no sense of decency?" Good God, man. Clickbait is one thing, but is it worth more to you than your dignity? Calvin Ridley did it. Brandon Aiyuk did it. In need of a good repression....

August 13, 2024 · 1 min · 144 words · Casey Wheeler

Twitter Is Calling This Lad The "Head Gooner" After He Set A World Record For Listing Pornstars From A-Z

Everyday I see a video that makes me question humanity a little bit. Clem went up against Goliath and lost. Have to commend his effort though. At least those times were somewhat wholesome and in good spirit as opposed to whatever is happening here. I’m off to go wash my eyes and stay off the Internet.

August 13, 2024 · 1 min · 56 words · Virginia Jones

Will Levis is the Mayo King- August 13th, 2024

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August 13, 2024 · 1 min · 32 words · Gregory Wong