America To The Rescue: The Toronto Maple Leafs Are Turning Things Around By Slapping The 'C' On Auston Matthews' Sweater

There are 7 NHL teams hailing from the Great White North. The Vancouver Canucks are captained by good ol' American boy Quinn Hughes, who was born in Orlando. Technically speaking, there are currently 2.5 captains of Canadian franchises who are American. Just a kid born and raised on Coyotes hockey in the Arizona desert. The 1st overall in 2016. Rookie of the Year in 2017. A 1x Hart Trophy winner....

August 13, 2024 · 1 min · 114 words · Ann Johnson

Australian Break Dancing Sensation Raygun Receives A Hero's Welcome Home, But How Did She Ever Qualify For The Olympics in The First Place?

First let me pre-apologize for writing a second blog on the theme of Olympic breakdancing. I’m sorry, I’m sorry that’s a joke. It was the first Olympic moment that popped in my head. I’m not comparing you to Raygun. You were a legitimate competitor and that was a very touching moment. But you gotta feel bad for the rest of the breakdancers. Almost nobody can tell you who took home the Olympic gold in men’s or woman’s breaking....

August 13, 2024 · 3 min · 484 words · Rebecca Dixon

Bobby Cox Told Jeff Francoeur To Fake an Injury in a Spring Training Game So He Could Go Play Golf With Tiger Woods

What a real one Bobby Cox is.

August 13, 2024 · 1 min · 7 words · Kaitlin Mcmahon

Breaking Down Gen Z Humor vs Millennial Humor

On todays episode of KFC Radio, Feits asked if Gen Z has an opinion on millennials. Theres nothing they love more than a good Thats what she said joke. Love you guys.) so I dont want any smoke, but if the shoe fits. I feel like the best person to represent the cringe millennial is a high school English teacher. They were always just legitimately cool people. Apple Spotify Amazon...

August 13, 2024 · 1 min · 72 words · Martha Walsh

Browns Rookie, Michael Hall From Ohio State, Has Been Arrested And The Allegations Are Really, Really Bad

And not the good kind for the Browns. Personally, I loved the pick. So we finally kept one at home, and it lasted all of……3 months? The reports from this arrest are not good. Hall and the woman have an 11-month-old together. But I think that if these allegations are proven to be true, this guy is done. I think they might draw the line at putting a gun to a woman’s temple....

August 13, 2024 · 1 min · 85 words · Amy Hunter

Coach Seen Here Sitting at His Desk Planning His Post-Game Locker Room Speech...

Don’t fight him!" I knew they were better than that. After their season came to an abrupt end there wasno joy in Mudville, and thats baseball. There’s no clock to end the game, just three outs in the last inning. Everyone believes they have a chance to win until the final out. But I imagine it wasn’t much different than the ones he gave all season long. A lot of violent swearing and finger-pointing....

August 13, 2024 · 1 min · 209 words · Melissa Williams

Fair Or Foul: This Man May Have To Cancel His Wedding After All The Guests Declined Invites After He Tried To Charge $450 For Every Person

It can’t be worse than half the stuff we put out on here anyway. Good luck out there.

August 13, 2024 · 1 min · 18 words · John Becker

Flavor Flav Tells The IOC To Shove Its Decision Up Their Ass

Jerry broke down the whole ruling in incredible detail yesterday. My breakdown is simple. Mostly because I’m very, very anti-ref. Then the IOC steps in and tries to punish her even more. Luckily we have a sports guardian angel on our side. Someone who will see something go wrong and step in. Someone who who is bleeding red, white and blue at the olympics. Of course I’m talking about Flavor Flav....

August 13, 2024 · 1 min · 186 words · Jonathan Mack

Grant Ellis (Who???) Has Been Announced As The New Bachelor And I'm Worried For The Future Of The Franchise

The problem is, nobody is watching this season of The Bachelorette. I feel bad saying all of this because I am a Bachelor Nation loyalist, but it’s true. Unfortunately for Jenn, she was a last second choice for the Bachelorette role. “I’m just here so I don’t get fined” energy. I think we all know the real problem……and it’s Love Island. This season of Love Island US absolutely blew every other dating/reality show out of the water....

August 13, 2024 · 1 min · 108 words · Austin Barrett

I Am Putting My Gambling Reputation On The Line With This One College Football Bet

Here is the Origin Story. I don’t love just giving out picks every day, but obviously there’s a market for that. Instead, I’ve waited until I saw a trend or statistic that I loved and made a video. In search of my next bet, I stumbled upon one that I simply cannot believe the line. SEVEN???? Rice is predicted 8th in the conference, and they haven’t had a winning season in a decade....

August 13, 2024 · 1 min · 155 words · Jessica Bryant

It is With a Heavy Heart We Say Goodbye to Olympic Breakdancing Forever. The IOC is Not Bringing it Back for LA 2028.

You could only whisper it. Anything more than a whisper and it would vanish… it was so fragile. And I fear that it will not survive the Paris Games." … Break-dancing and perhaps boxing will be out. The AP Style Book can bite me.) has been eliminated after just one Olympics is because it’s not a sport. But saying these things would be wrong. Olympic Breakdancing was a star that burned too hot to sustain itself for long....

August 13, 2024 · 2 min · 218 words · Brittany Gross

It Was The Correct Decision To Not Have Them Kiss At The End Of Twisters

Alright whatever, spoiler, movie been out for months, fuck you. Twisters is one of my favorite movies in a long time. It wasn’t just a mindless blockbuster. It was simply a good movie. That’s the tried and true rom-com formula. So you expect a steamy makeout sesh to end Twisters…and then they don’t! And I love that they didn’t. They can love each other, but not more than they love getting into an F5 ‘nado....

August 13, 2024 · 1 min · 192 words · Nicole Butler

Kuchar’s World

Aaron Rai, iron headcovers & all, is a lovable figure. Lydia Ko wins the womens Gold Medal. Tom Cruise is Mr Box Office. Cart path only stinks. Graeme McDowell releases a hilarious doping suspension statement. NEW GIVEAWAY: Win a free 2-night stay at Riggs' Cottage for you and up to 7 friends. Book at least one round of golf through Barstool Golf Time app to enter. The more rounds you play through Sept 30, the more entries you get....

August 13, 2024 · 1 min · 83 words · Robin Keller