With Tavon Austin Announcing He's Retiring From The NFL, It's Only Right That We Pay Homage To The Greatest Football Highlight Video On The Internet

Tavon Austin is one of those names that guys between the age of like 30-45 will know forever. You say those words, you think of his highlight video. I’m talking guys like Seventh Woods, Aquille Carr, Reggie Bush, Noel Devine, Wondergirl Carly. You get the point. But there was always something with Tavon Austin’s highlight video. That’s what Tavon Austin did. He made friends turn on West Virginia and watch with no real rooting interest....

August 13, 2024 · 1 min · 161 words · Michele Davis

YouTuber Releases 8 Minute Video Analyzing All Of Angel Reese's Missed Layups

When this tweet popped on my feed late last night I was in shock. Then I saw….the video was 8 minutes and 30 seconds long. -Below 50% on FG inside 5 feet. Is this because she wants to stat pad her own rebounds? Now, the question everyone is debating: is Angel Reese good? The answer, without a doubt, is yes.

August 13, 2024 · 1 min · 60 words · Nancy Davis

A Chicago Cafeteria Worker Has Been Sentenced To 9 Years In Prison For Stealing $1.5 Million Of Chicken Wings

$1.5 million dollars? So what’d she take home, 2 dozen? And the blue cheese was extra! Took a big ass school van to pick them up and everything. Dinner is on Vera again! And that’s where any good grace that this woman gets from me is gone. How the fuck did you think you were going to continue to get away with this? When the government is paying for everything, fine....

August 12, 2024 · 1 min · 88 words · Nathaniel Copeland

All-Time Golf Hardo Move: Matt Kuchar Refused To Finish His Round Last Night With 1 Hole Left, Came Back This Morning Solo To Ask For Relief, Fight For A Par

In case you missed it last night, Matt Kuchar decided enough is enough. He couldn’t play in the dark and finish the last hole of the Wyndham Championship. It’s a me sport not a WE sport. Anyways, he wanders out this morning and delivered. By delivered I mean of course he got a par. It was the only logical outcome for Kuchar here. You thought he was going to put a show on for him and his caddie?...

August 12, 2024 · 1 min · 195 words · Julie Wong

Anybody, Anywhere, Anytime: Ice Cube Claims FIBA Is Scared Of The Big3, Preventing The Gold Medalists From Playing Them For $150k

And the update: How the hell can someone say no to this? What if the Netherlands just decide to go play themselves? Demand a game until it happens. Make it a little White Men Can’t Jump combined with Hustle. I know 3x3 isn’t ‘real’ basketball. I won’t ever blame myself for getting old and a weird injury. No, I’ll blame the sport, other people, a floor, whatever else it takes....

August 12, 2024 · 1 min · 183 words · Paul Knapp

Austin Dillon Wins in Controversial Finish at Richmond, Punching Playoff Ticket

Despite his and RCR’s struggles this season, Dillon found something tonight. Also credit to the RCR pit crew, who had a flawless final pitstop from p1. Did he wreck two cars to win? But it was essential. Denny Hamlin was equally as frustrated and raised several good points in his post race interview. RCR who was winless so far in the 2024 season had to make drastic changes. Not even Kyle Busch could get them into victory lane this season....

August 12, 2024 · 1 min · 127 words · Michael Craig

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August 12, 2024 · 1 min · 7 words · Sarah David

Caleb Williams Breaking Down His Scramble Over All-22 In The Post Game Press Conference Is Bears Porn

I don’t know. I loved it nonetheless. When you hear this sort of memory recall postgame is gets me all bricked up. Caleb just seems to have that high football IQ already. Sees the field and can make the appropriate reads. He wasn’t looking to run. He took what the defense gave him. It doesn’t count. Defenses are playing vanilla. Sure, all of that is true. Point is that Caleb ate that scoop of vanilla up....

August 12, 2024 · 1 min · 99 words · David Powell

Coolest Kid In America-Year Old Quincy Wilson Wins Gold For Team USA, Immediately Gets Worried About His 1st Day Of School

Go back in time when you were 16 years old. You started to dread this time of year. You probably were heading back to school for football practice, soccer practice, whatever fall sport you played. You knew you only had a couple weeks left of no school and still were holding on to that. Then, if you went to public school, you had to start thinking about it. What to wear on that first day so you didn’t look like an idiot....

August 12, 2024 · 2 min · 260 words · Anthony Martin

Dave Portnoy Roots Against Team USA, 2024

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August 12, 2024 · 1 min · 24 words · Brian Munoz

Early Reports From The Netflix Doc Show Connor Stalions Is A Psycho (Old Tweets Show He's A Crybaby)

I really did try, I promise. Stay busy, find a hobby. So what did I do this weekend? The Ceremonial First Pitch life ain’t easy! And it turns out he is a big old crybaby. And my question to Mr. Stalions is this: does anyone find whining to be attractive? And just for kicks….any guesses as to who his favorite baseball team is? Anyways, it’s not like I’m breaking any news here....

August 12, 2024 · 1 min · 127 words · Samantha Pierce

Embrace Debate: Is Steph Curry's Golden Dagger The Most Memorable Shot In Basketball History?

Alright by now you should know the drill. What a shot, what a player. For example, did you just witness the most memorable shot in basketball history with that Golden Dagger? The most memorable shot inthe history of basketball? Let’s pump the brakes there my guy. It might not even be the most memorablefrom Steph Curry himself. They were up 6 with like 40 seconds to go! or Kris Jenkin’s game winner to win the national title?...

August 12, 2024 · 1 min · 115 words · Gina Cochran

FULL VIDEO EPISODE: Matthew Stafford, Steph Curry Saves America, Getting Excited About Preseason Football + Mt Rushmore of Steroid Users (Alleged)

Whos back of the week and Hank got stuck in an elevator (00:35:15-00:54:39). We finish with the Mt Rushmore of steroid users (alleged) (01:31:17-02:00:50).

August 12, 2024 · 1 min · 24 words · Christopher Ferguson