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Bears preseason in action today. The parade has been planned. In attendance to soak it all in? Olympic legend Simone Biles, who as you may know, is married to safety Jonathan Owens. We love a supportive significant other. You may notice the Packers logo all over that damn thing. She knows ball and how good Jordan Love is. She carries the G wherever she goes. Enemy territory at Soldier Field with the Packers not even playing?...

I’ve never fully taken the time to really dive deep into the world of the Juggalo’s. They’ve always just been kind of there. They’re very scary presenting. That’s always been my understanding of the Juggalo’s. That’s about as nice of a posthumous gift a man can ask for. If she wants to spread my ashes around the venue as well, that’d be great. But that’s just me. To each their own....

NY Post- Hurricane Debby blew 25 packages of cocaine (70 lbs.) Then some pedestrian walking along the beach stumbles upon the 25 packages (70 lbs.) worth of cocaine and thinks to himself, “Fuck what should I do? Maybe I should take this home, cut the drugs, turn my 70 lbs. Or maybe I should sell the drugs in smaller increments to maximize my profits. But after some deliberation he decides to do the right thing and call it in to the authorities....

NAHHH, this is crazy!!! And to make matters worse, this wasnt even his first offense. This came after his attempted murder on Kai Havertz. If I’m Jesus and Havertz I’m pressing charges I don’t give a fuck LOL.

Its really sick this is a normal mundane play from Mahomes. The guy is just a freak of absolute nature. Who on earth can make a play like this? Just a joke of a player in the best way possible.

It should be illegal to arrest someone in an Applebee’s, it’s like Sanctuary. All who eat in this fine establishment are safe. Who amongst us hasn’t raised a little hell in Applebee’s on a fine summer evening? I know what I’m getting into when I walk through those doors. Which is crazy, because endless eating good in the neighborhood for $15 … in this economy!? It’s already a steal, no need to get greedy....

Forget the money, he’s got that. That would surpass Michael Burry shorting the housing market as the greatest bet of all time. But then again, it’s a pipe dream, right? 100/1 odds, right? Now THAT is notable. 100/1 to 45/1 in literally 6 days? The shorter the series, the better chance of an upset. I wonder if they keep playing well if DK will offer Dave a payout? I mean, only 8 teams make the playoffs and the Fever will be one of them....

Most tournaments now support automatic line calling with no human error involved. Compared to other sports, you’re basically baby sitting here. Three judgement calls, all gone the wrong way because of his backwards decision making. Jack Draper very clearly shanks his ball into the ground. The point should have immediately been awarded to Felix and kept the match going. Allensworth of course thought nothing nefarious happened and ruled it to Jack, ending the match....

At first I thought I was being trolled by this video. Or that it was part of a skit. The answer is 47 seconds. It took him 47 seconds. Bad call Good Day Baltimore. If only you’d have done an ounce of homework. Just one simple YouTube search for Sam Morril morning show and you could have prevented this. Gotta know what you’re getting yourself into Good Day Baltimore. Or at least handle it better than that....

Saw some crazy shit though. Straight-up elephant skull tusks removed and dumped. So this atypical situation I am currently in might not be the best case to fight Wildcard accusations. The Troll CEO just didn’t want to get sued. I have seemingly made a certain alliance with the Troll CEO which is a good one to have. Check it out it’s an interesting pod. I kind of don’t want to embrace creating controversy with coworkers for views....

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On today’s Pardon My Take… KHALIL MACK! Speaking of Big Cat’s fandom, that is what we are going to highlight in this blog. This is what Mr. Cat had to say about No. 52: Thank you for the clarification on that last tweet, Mr. Cat. So, what would Khalil Mack think about these tweets if he got his eyes on them? Well, it’s a hypothetical no longer. Big Cat read each of the above statements to the potential future Hall of Famer....

These guys are why we internet. Everything this guy does gets a big BOOM. AJ went from flying off the top rope to family music videos to finally hitting it big at Costco. This guy can do it all. People of taste, however, appreciate the work that was put in to get to this point. You don’t get content like the Costco Guys out of nowhere.