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Listen - I love Tai “Bam Bam” Tuivasa. I can’t remember if that’s happened before - but ILOVEit. You have no idea what you’re looking at." Hopefully we get to the point where they have to justify bad scorecards like that in the future. Oh, and side note? Dan Hooker is fucking BACK. That fight against Gamrot was a hell of a scrap and he looked great. Plus, DC provided the line of the night during his walkout…....

CARLOS PRATES IS THEREAL. Tai Tuivasa vs Jairzinho Rozenstruik up next - can Bam Bam pull off the upset down undah? !

I won’t hold that against him.

Welcome back to yet another episode of Dumping Them Out. Turns out I’ve been including too many topical stories between the Boob GIFs. Stories that should be made into their own blogs. So what I chose to hear from that conversation was that my blogs were too good. I’m simply too talented. If Dumping Them Out is to continue, the blogs will have to be significantly worse moving forward. They will still include the Boobs....

Welcome back to the UFC Kai Kara-France! That is one hell of a way to shake off the ring rust and return after a 14-month break. His speed/power combined just looked off the charts tonight….I think Pantoja’s got a new challenger! Oh, and City Kickboxing are having themselves a hell of a night, huh?! First Hooker, now KKF….could Adesanya be up next?! Main event starting now!

Aidan O’Connell didn’t really help his cause as Antonio Pierce bluntly pointed out. There’s something to be said for that. Anyway, I love having the Raiders around acting like the Autumn wind, pillaging just for fun. He’ll knock you ‘round and upside down, and laugh when he’s conquered and won.

Everyone meet Darrell “Housh” Doucette. He’s the 5'7 quarterback of the United States Flag Football Team. No, he never played college or professional football, but he did win the State Bowling Championship. And listen, I’m not here to knock Housh. Didn’t even get up on the podium. Could’ve been Brunson, Kyrie, and Ja but it was Larry, Curly, and Moe. His issue will be if he doesn’t even get the chance to show that they’re not....

To most, that would seem like a pretty fucking awesome season. When it comes to Jaylen Brown, we get the best of both worlds. You know how we know this is on the table with Jaylen? Well, welcome to Version 2.0. As a reminder, this is where we’re starting from. I’m ready for October. Once that happens, there’s nowhere to run and nowhere to hide.

I wonder if Luana knew or not. Actually funny celebration, though - credit to her. On the flip side - something that made me cringe? Look at the welt on Rick Glenn’s fuckin head! That looks like a piece of viral marketing for the new ‘Alien’ movie! He’s got a chestbuster trying to get out of his skull! No offense Rick Glenn. Not sure if he’s gonna get another crack in there or not....

I’m not exactly sure what it is other than one big Fanatics promotional event. Ok, yes, I suppose that’s exactly all it is. 9-year old me would have killed a hooker to be there. Even as an adult, it looks pretty damn cool. I actually think there’s a strong chance it would be hell on earth. With tickets being only $50, I’m sure the crowds are insane. And I can only imagine the additional costs once your in the door....

Especially between teams/camps if anything extracurricular or controversial happened in the cage over the course of the night. So uh….sorry Brendan! Shoutout Flavor Flav tho. What a nice guy. He’s everywhere recently, though. Everywhere I turn, I see Flavor Flav. I’m not fully convinced there’s not multiple Flavors at this point.

This kid is incredible. No play is over. The defense is never safe. The eyes to see it, the arm to sling it or the legs to score it. I can’t believe this guy is on our team. Chicago finally has a QB. Get me to week 1.

There’s no denying he shot the ball like absolute dogshit. Hit a jumper for me one time, and this most likely isn’t even an issue. There are no hot takes in there in an effort to go viral. There’s no trolling from fanbases whose favorite team can’t seem to beat Jayson Tatum. If you’re free to’t put stock in that, well then that’s a you problem. Still got a Gold and came away from the Olympics pissed off and healthy....