A few weeks ago, I ate a rack of ribs in the office for lunch. TikTok sent it everywhere. Children in famine-wracked countries watched it with their bellies rumbling and their mouths drooling. As Dave said, all you need is a phone. Rice is SO cheap these days. In other words, I fed them. Someone recently commented that my efforts to establish tone in the early paragraphs can bewilder the reader....
ABC7- A suburban brewery has been fined for selling cicada-infused shots of Malort. Illinois law mandates that infusions be mixed and stored on the licensed premises. The manager … told ABC7 they were fined even after they stopped serving the drink. Shitting on the little guy for trying to making a buck. A single shot of Malort is disgusting, but after 3 shots, Malort starts tasting pretty good. I can’t tell if it’s an acquired taste, or I’m just drunk....
What a hire by Mumford High School in Detroit, Michigan. The Mustangs will no doubt be the most prepared team in the Detroit Public League. He was great at his job and he did what he had to do. People get me all wrong that I blame Stalions…I don’t. I blame Michigan for: A) Getting caught. But part of cheating is covering all your bases and making sure that no one knows....
Josh Allen has been fantasy’s QB1 over the past several seasons. Not only is he a dynamic playmaker through the air, he is a helluva runner too. He ended up being 36 fantasy points higher than QB2 in 4-point passing TD leagues. That is a massive gap. Jalen Hurts finished 2023 as QB2 overall. But there is a real concerns with his 2024. I’m not so sure of that. He’s definitely still an elite QB option, but I have him as my QB3....
There you have it. Classic misunderstand between two dudes who are as dark and twisted in the head as they come. That’s me andColsonMachine Gun Kelly. If this feud wasn’t on your radar, congratulations, you have a life. This blog was tweeted out and found its way across the desk of MGK. It’s like Blink-182 if all their music was about Percoset and not letting the devil make you depressed....
Better late than never, I guess! Another bang up job by Money Manfred and his stooges. Despite being a lukewarm baseball fan, he went crazy every time we saw a new card.
Source -This time, Nicolas Cage will be playing a national treasure. The news comes nearly three years after the Super Bowl-winning coach died at 85 years old. Couldn’t agree more, Davey. Nic is going to knock this role out of the park. Also no word on when this is set to come out, which I’m fine with. Rome wasn’t built in a day and great art takes time. Fingers crossed it lives up the expectations....
It’s certainly been mine. Brissett already knows it forwards and backwards from his time in Cleveland. Wolf and Mayo are new hires, which gives them a grace period to turn this program around. Put them all together and it’s possible for you to spell Brissett B-R-I-D-G-E. But then this week happened. Featuring joint practices and a preseason game against Philly. Maye went 9-for-his first 9 attempts at practice. Then started with two scoring drives in the game....
Injuries at training camp suck. Mt Rushmore of Movie Quotes and Hank tells us what he expects for his lighting of the lighthouse. We finish with Fyre Fest of the week.
Gifted athlete, hes feisty. Cal Jaydn Ott is one of the premier players in the country. Elite dual threat rusher and receiver who displays ridiculous contact balance and killer top speed. Bright future that is sure to include being a first round pick. Powerful people mover with quickness. HS QB that was always going to play RB in college. Has NFL size already at 5-foot-10, 220 lbs. I would highly suggest buying stock in WR Hykeem Williams....
It also left me fiending for a big bowl of Golden Grahams.
Noah just opened his mouthsomeone get him a medal right now. I hope they add being cringe to the 2028 Olympics because Noah is taking gold for sure. Brother, you know exactly what his name is. Dont be mad that Tyreek Hill is a bigger household name than a world champion. Shit, look at me, giving him the attention he wants. I need a Tyreek vs. Noah race like I need air....
Then of course, there’s Nikola Jokic. What are the odds that this dude has any idea the schedule just came out? It’s not like Jokic is some normal sized dude. He’s a giant. Jamal Murray looks beyond cooked. There are definitely a lot of questions. But as a Nuggets fan, this video would have me as cool as a cucumber. Does Jokic look worried there? Nope, not even in the slightest....
