The Seminoles were supposed to win the ACC this year and they’ve already got embarrassed in Week 1. MLB favorites are 5/1 to win the World Series. Elite horses are 5/1 to win races. And now Boston College is 5/1 to making this guy eat dog shit out of a red solo cup. So for that reason, I’ll officially be keeping an eye on this game on Monday night. We’ll call it the Dog Shit Bowl....
What’s your typical date night? Maybe go see a movie and get drinks after? A night at the bowling alley? Nice walk in the park while sharing some ice cream? Possibly you just cook together and indulge in a bottle of delicious wine? The hell with that, just look at A-Rod. He’s got it all figured out. That’s the good stuff. That’s true romance. That’s the dream, baby.
I did see a blue hat there that was possibly purple and sent a pic to Klemmer. (Don’t forget, I am colorblind.) By 9 am, we checked out and resumed the hunt. Texas put up a fight right away. We struck out at a Home Depot by our hotel and then a Walmart Supercenter. Then the Amigos supermarket was a bust, then Lowes, and a third Walmart Supercenter. Texas was living up to its whole mantra of dont fuck with me....
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Look I don’t have time to beat around the bush here. Since April 13th, they’ve been sitting alone atop the AL Central. And the 1 game where someone was in it, they lost. People are chirping, saying the Royals are playing too well, and the Guardians are awful. Saying there’s no chance this goes well today. But my counter to that is he’s in his Lucky Parking Spot. I guess we’re about to find out what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object....
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But I still think they are worth a shot.
Listen I’ve not been the biggest fan of the reigning Sports Illustrated Man of the Year. Point being: I call it like I see it. And the way I see this one is that this is fucking awesome from Deion Sanders. But now they all have $2121 to start, in honor of Coach Prime’s number. It’s being introduced to the 529 Account. Give a man a fish and he’ll have $2121....
I highly recommend returning to summer camp as an adult if you ever have the chance!
[Source] -Here were the top vote-getters for the most overrated quarterback: 1. Allen (11) T2. Hurts (10) T2. I’ve never once heard of Allen talked as better than Mahomes or anything outlandish. Again, this was a vote from players across the league. You don’t know who is voting or anything like that. It makes for headlines that’s about it. So shout out Josh for celebrating the award that matters - best shit-talker in the league....
The results were even worse than I imagined. The guy HATES America. But at least he looked good in that Peter Millar polo!
Cut day in the NFL and we get mad about an anonymous poll of quarterbacks. We have a new rule to get fans an nfl franchise. Hot Seat/Cool Throne including what celebrity Hank should date and dolphins tea bagging people. Mt Rushmore of Everything. We finish with some great listener submitted FAQs
How the hell did it take this long for the NFL to realize we needed this? You know what’s one of the worse things during the NFL season? When we have 8 1pm games and 2 4pm games. We need at least three because typically you might guarantee one of the 4pm west coast games suck. Can’t go from the high of the witching hour to two awful games. You need a balance and we’re finally getting this with at least 3 minimum in that window....
