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Let’s sum up the full 2024 pre-season Jaren Hall experience in three tweets. What are we doing here Minnesota Vikings? Who’s mom did Jaren slide into DMs with? I also can’t help but notice your tweet is worded like it came from Shefty or Rapaport. Like you weren’t the one that did it. He was no slouch himself in pre-season so maybe this will all work out. But just a brutal situation for Jaren, a fringe quarterback to go through....

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There is NOTHING that matters this season other than winning on November 30th. With that being said, good start, Coach. And now we’ll be wearing sweatsuits. That’s got to save at least, what, an hour in the morning? An hour less in the morning equals an hour more time to watch game film. But I will say this, in all honesty, how did this decision come about? Because if that’s the case:...

I know there are a bunch of us who watch The Challenge. That’s why I’m writing this blog. Before I get into it there will be spoilers. AGAIN THERE WILL BE SPOILERS LAST CHANCE TO AVOID SPOILERS Okay, we can get into it now. Tony is the dumbest player the show has seen. Last night him and Era III won the daily. Awesome, that means they are safe - or at least you’d think so....

KFC had a friend on the baseball team whos stakes with the snacks he brought rose every week. You had to be smart about it, though. Nobody really remembers that last minute before half anyway. Did he get in and we just missed it?. But all I need is for you to think I did. Speaking of halftime, that was a benchwarmers time to shine. That’s more impressive than 1,000 career points....

Alright, enough is enough. He’ll be livid! The Niners should just go ahead and do it. Take anything they can get for him just to see to it he’s stuck in Washington. Apparently the Niners asked for a 1st rounder and Terry McLaurin, which is pure insanity obviously. But a top 10 WR and a 1st is so laughable. I truly hope we do land him because as it stands the WR room is a bit light....

The Tobias Harris of the Phillies took to the mound yesterday and things went, well, kinda predictably. Now, first we have to point out the Phillies scored 0 runs yesterday. Knida tough for a pitcher to have success when that happens. And Taijuan Walker really didn’t pitchasbad as his statline says. It wasn’t great, obviously. Not a playoff push. It has to stop and stop soon. Especially since everyone else is getting back to form....

On the road to Kansas, it was 80s music. Billy Joel, Beastie Boys, Depeche Mode, we jammed. Chitchat for the morning included politics, the American economy, and some history. Once we crossed into Kansas there was a sign about Eisenhower founding the interstate (shoutout Ike). Then we talked about JFKs all time rough day in the drop top. We stopped at a mall in Wichita, Kansas, for a lunch and look....

I met Matthew Berry originally almost 15 years ago at a Knicks vs. Lakers game. He’s a Lakers fan and took the time to chat with me for :30 seconds outside MSG. Most notably, Amon-Ra St. Brown as WR13 in 2022 which was way higher than industry at WR31. We’re at an afterparty rubbing elbows and I see The Talented Mr. Roto and introduce myself again. Jake Ferguson to have 750+ receiving yards...

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It had been a fairly slow summer for the most compelling homicide case in modern Masshole history. Sure, there had been a few updates. But that motion was denied. Which might be interesting in that a civil trial might compel testimony we’d otherwise not get to hear. But Read is still facing a criminal retrial in January, so her 5th amendment rights are still intact. So nothing much to talk about there....

Am I…a fan of Machine Gun Kelly? Is he…well spoke? Does he still have the world’s worst tattoos? The answer to all those questions is yes. Here’s Sean’s response… You almost can’t even be mad at him. He’s just a big, predictable, dummy. He’s too stupid. He knows not what he says. These are lowest common denominator, juvenile, insults you’re throwing at people, Sean. If you’re going to be the bully you should probably step your game up....

And how does a bird lose weight? Does flying count as cardio? These are all things I can firmly say I never considered before today. Anyway, I feel like we’ve all been there before with this. “Too fat to”. So let’s not shame this eagle, let’s all agree to say “been there bro.”