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Hell yes, this is exactly what I want a mid-major college football coach to say. None of this embracing technology bullshit. That’s how we end up with fake football players. I want to watch coaches coach. I want to see them adjust without the help of iPads because 9-year olds can do that. On the other hand, yeah, just use the iPad. It’s there as an advantage to help you despite every coach in the country having the same thing....

Cut day in the NFL and we get mad about an anonymous poll of quarterbacks. We have a new rule to get fans an nfl franchise (00:00:00-00:28:17). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including what celebrity Hank should date and dolphins tea bagging people (00:28:17-00:52:48). Mt Rushmore of Everything (00:52:48-01:11:37). We finish with some great listener submitted FAQs (02:27:56-02:44:10).

The second week of January was a difficult time for all of us. A moment of great uncertainty. Like anyone whohad just suffered a great loss, we didn’t know what the future held. Not in the long term. Not even how we were going to get through the next day. Personally, I reacted like people do when they’re going through theKubler-Ross Stages of Grief. Also, I was in no position to demand anything since I had nothing to bargain with....

About a month ago, the Yak crew wanted me to play geoguesser. Seeing as I know very little about the world. However, I have traveled the States a bit and recently on a hot streak. It’s hard to admit I’m not a beast at that game after that performance. But I also delved into some other matters, non-geoguesser related. And double-check you check out today’s full Yak here:

I saw a pretzel from an old Corolla you might like. Millers are probably ice cold. One thing that jumped out was the Odunze Dog named after Bears rookie sensation Rome Odunze. Whatever the fuck that is. Even so - a lot of people are mad that the rookie gets his own sandwich. A lot of people are saying he needs to run better, tighter routes. That he needs to be cleaner off the break and use his body in traffic....

On today’s Pardon My Take… JERRY O’CONNELL! The one and only JOC joined Mr. Cat and Mr. Commenter LIVE in-studio for his annual Fantasy Football preview. And each and every season, the segment takes some wild turns that you could never see coming. That brings us to today’s show, when the fellas were discussing their upcoming league. Watch the entire clip below… There are SO MANY little takeaways from this clip....

Jersey Jerry joins the show to cook his favorite sandwich- an Esposito Grilled Chicken Panini.

Salute Kruk’s Shorts, Ug Lee! How dare you come at the almighty legend that is John Kruk over…homerism? Is he outspoken and brash on air about it? Fuck yeah he is. Don’t mess with Kruker during the game. Listen for that bell, Trolls on Twitter and/or hot dogs that randomly fall from the ceiling. It tolls for thee. The Fightins are back-ish. Red October is very nigh… For the 8 people both old and have enough selective memory from childhood to get that reference, Godspeed....

What a sweet core memory for Kel. If I had the ability to enter the warm smiling emoji in this blog I’d do it here. I also love how Ozzy’s reaction was to ask if anybody was on fire. Hell of a point, dad. And to answer your question…yes…Kelly’s eyes were on fire. But hey, no harm no foul. I can only imagine what drugs Ozzy was on at the time....

That’s just the way things are now. Also, where does it end? Make halfcourt shots worth 5 points? Grow up Peter Pan, Count Chocula. So while I can see Kuzma’s angle, I think it misses the point. We don’t need a 4pt line in the NBA. Bring back MTV’s Rock N' Jock Basketball. You want 4pt lines or maybe even 50pt buckets? This was the peak of athletic competition and about as must watch as it gets....

So, here’s the lowdown: Linkin Park’s got this countdown timer ticking away on their socials. It’s set to end on Wednesday, and the suspense is killing people…almost. Robbie touched on this back in May. So, a female vocalist huh? That’s a bold move, if Linkin Park is indeed set to go that path. The name kicked around the most is Amy Lee from Evanescence. Who has an all-time voice if we’re being totally honest....

M. Night Shyamalan is one of the most scrutinized directors in Hollywood. What more do you need from a movie? From best to worst - these are M. Night Shamalyn’s feature films ranked … 1. 6th Sense (1999) This has to be #1 on the list. A legitimately terrifying movie with one of the greatest endings of all time. Pair the twist with little Haley Joel Osment and you’ve got yourself a classic....

No, they knew exactly what they were doing. I just couldn’t prove it….. And I continued to watch, and watch, and watch. I had to prove to the public that Ohio State fans were NOT embarrassing and NOT crazy. Not a fucking chance. Let alone a guy that considers himself a superfan enough to go by “Brohio”…. Case closed. Except the part Portnoy ratted out Stalions. That part was real.