God Hates The Chicago White Sox Edition Number 546,839: Rangers Outfielder Travis Jankowski With One Of The Craziest Game-Saving Home Run Robberies You Will Ever See

If you ever needed evidence that god hates WSD and his miserable team, look no further. The White Sox truly are not allowed to have anything. Andrew Vaughn gets a hold of one that looks destined for the seats. Walk off bomb, everyone drive home safely. A brief moment of serenity for the diehards who have suffered through this misery of a season. I mean that is multiple feet past the wall....

August 29, 2024 · 1 min · 81 words · Brandon Wood

Hell Yes't Even Started And We Already Have Dak Prescott Sounding Fed Up With Jerry Jones Constantly Talking To The Media

That man is fed up with Jerry Jones and it’s impossible to blame him. This is the game Jerry wants to play though. Not like you need those two spots anyways. And I get it’s impossible to talk about Dak in any sort of rational standpoint. That’s the world we live in with Dak as QB1 for the Cowboys. I need more than anything for the Cowboys to get off to a slow start....

August 29, 2024 · 1 min · 126 words · Mr. Robert Greer

In the Least Dramatic Decision of All Time, the Patriots Have Named Jacoby Brissett Their QB1. For Now.

The Beatles going from 3-chord love songs to ground-breaking, experimental Psychedelia. Bob Dylan going from Folk to electric. But if every artist did that all the time, we’d never get what we really like. Sometimes the situation calls for you to keep it between the guardrails and make it home without incident. It’s one thing to change the course of history. This might be a letdown to anyone who was expecting something dramatic and sexy....

August 29, 2024 · 2 min · 228 words · Mr. Antonio Irwin MD

Jersey Wars: Florida Called For A White Out This Week Against Miami, Canes Promptly Announce They Are Wearing Their All-White Uniforms

Don’t think it’s an exaggeration to say this is one of the 3 biggest games this weekend. Two once-proud football schools just fighting to stay relevant. Florida fans want Billy Napier out, Miami isn’t sure what to do with Mario Cristobal. You win this game, you set yourself up early on in the season. So Florida announces it’s doing a white out. Whatever it takes in a rivalry game. Except one minor problem here....

August 29, 2024 · 1 min · 166 words · Vanessa Casey

Joe Mazzulla May Have Just Saved The Patriots Season Before It Even Started

you’re able to find his latest breakdown over the QB1 announcementhere if you’re interested. Fast forward to today and guess what? Now, I know what you’re probably thinking. I could understand that angle, but I think it misses the point. Mazzulla Ball changed everything, despite the reluctance of many to accept it. That is an indisputable fact. Now that I know Mayo is tapping into Psycho Joe’s brain? I feel 100000x better about what’s on the horizon....

August 29, 2024 · 1 min · 77 words · Tanya Lambert

Jrue Holiday Confirms What We All Already Knew, That Nothing In Sports Tops Winning A Title In Boston

A second Gold Medal? That barely moves the needle. Winning with the Bucks? Are we sure that even happened? Who even remembers that title at this point. You hear it all the time and it’s the truth. There is nothing in sports like winning a title in Boston. Sure other cities go nuts and fans celebrate it, but it’s not the same. If you don’t like it, beat them. To me, this aspect is partly what makes the 2024 Celtics title so awesome....

August 29, 2024 · 1 min · 149 words · Stephanie Glenn

Kylian Mbappé's Twitter Was Hacked Last Night

The hacker wasted no time stirring the pot, tweeting about the ongoing conflict in the Middle East. But of course, it couldnt just end with club banter.

August 29, 2024 · 1 min · 27 words · Thomas Thompson

Michael Porter Jr Suggests It's Sometimes Hard To Enjoy Basketball Due To Expectations That He Lives Up To His Max Contract

It’s been a bit of an up and down summer for the Denver Nuggets. Everyone says that shit. Uhhhhhhhh, yeah MPJ. That’s the whole point. Take it away Don Draper! If you don’t want the pressure and the expectations, don’t sign the max extension. That’s how sports work. Sometimes players can’t do it and they get criticized for it. Not to mention, this is also what happens when you find yourself on a contender....

August 29, 2024 · 1 min · 100 words · Cynthia Tanner

Mike Mutnansky Turns Down Full Time Job At Barstool With Benefits For A Ten Week Gig On Another Network At A Fraction Of The Pay

Jesus Christ, Mut. How fucking stupid can you be? Option 2: Part time gig, once per week for ten weeks at a fraction of the pay. And what did he choose? The latter, of course! Why wouldn’t he? It makes perfect sense. That said, something tells me this won’t be the last time we hear from old Mutsy. Check out the latest Unnamed showhere!

August 29, 2024 · 1 min · 64 words · Jennifer Farrell

My Response To Dave Portnoy Because He Won't Keep My Name Out Of His Mouth

I finally responded and said put your money where your big mouth is. Now do I really care about the bet? But what I do find funny is that Dave then tucked his tail and ran away. I clearly won, seeing as he went quiet and cowered. He had to have me on right? Seeing as he once cancelled Barstool Radio because people wouldn’t address controversy. I’m done with this guy, but I heard he’s not done with me....

August 29, 2024 · 1 min · 109 words · Nancy Pierce

Netflix Released Their First Trailer For The New NBA "Starting 5" Series And It's Arguably The Worst Promo Of All Time

See for yourself I’m sorry, what the hell was that? You’re telling me THAT is the best you could do to hype up this series? Netflix should be ashamed. You watch either of the football promos and your blood is pumping and the juices are flowing. You watch the NBA version promo and you’re left like this I get it, NFL > all. Boy was I wrong. What is especially disappointing is the guys involved in the series this year had an epic season!...

August 29, 2024 · 1 min · 95 words · Sabrina Williams

NFL Insiders are Brutally Piling On Aaron Rodgers in a Couple of Different Preseason Surveys

Aaron Rodgers second offseason in New York has been notable for a several reasons. But The Athletic have done two of their annual end-of-the-offseason anonymous surveys. Talking to two completely different sets of NFL insiders. Discussing two entirely different topics. And the one common factor between them is that both groups took a chainsaw to him. With Tier 1 consisting of Patrick Mahomes, Joe Burrow and Josh Allen. Tier 4 being veterans who shouldn’t start all 17 games (I see you, Jacoby Brissett)....

August 29, 2024 · 2 min · 305 words · Shawn Madden

OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE IS OVER! BRANDON AIYUK HAS SIGNED A 4 YEAR EXTENSION WITH THE 49ERS!!!

Let me speak for all of America when I say thank the motherfucking Lord that is over. If the safe haven of Kyle Shanahan’s offense that can turn Mr. So congrats to Brandon, his agent, and the 49ers on agreeing to a deal.

August 29, 2024 · 1 min · 43 words · Teresa Phillips