Italian Phenom and World No. 1 Jannik Sinner Crashes Taylor Fritz's Party And Wins The US Open

A straight sets victory for the Italian gets him his second slam title of the year and his career. Taylor Fritz had his moments to make it a match, but in the end the world no. 1 was never meant to lose. Just way too good at pretty much everything. It’s no fault to Fritz either. Sinner is now 55-5 on the season. He’s fucking incredible. For Taylor Fritz, getting here was a massive accomplishment....

September 8, 2024 · 2 min · 250 words · Kevin Robertson

Jerry Jones Just Gave Dak Prescott A Record 4 Year, $240M Deal With $231M Guaranteed

I mean fuck it, good for Dak. I never have an issue with guys getting paid, never will. $240 million dollars though, mama mia! And nobody is happier today than Brock Purdy. It’ll probably be Jayden Daniels to be honest. But anyway, again, good for Dak but this doesn’t worry me in the slightest.

September 8, 2024 · 1 min · 54 words · Nicholas Martinez

Kirk Cousins Is Fucking TRASH

I can’t believe I fell for this shit. I’m somewhat surprised the media and other people did too, but I know better. This is no one’s fault but my own. I guess it wasn’t that crazy to draft a quarterback with the No. 8 pick, after all. This guy is the definition of washed. The money is already spent regardless of who plays. I genuinely hate this team so much....

September 8, 2024 · 1 min · 75 words · Ronald Martin

Levi Anderson Sends The Whipsnakes Back To The PLL Championship With An Overtime Dagger For The Ages

2019 was the inaugural season for the Premier Lacrosse League. They won the title again in 2020, and then lost in the championship game in 2021. 5 years later and the Whipsnakes are making another trip to Philly for Championship Sunday. Here’s the thing. It’s a college football Saturday. The 4th quarter gave us a huge Whipsnakes comeback from being down 3-goals to tie the game at 11-11. Each team had a couple of possessions with chances to end the game....

September 8, 2024 · 1 min · 146 words · Michael Lewis

My Hot Take: The Houston Texans Will Not Make The Playoffs

Today is the day where everyone will probably bet the Texans because they believe in their hype. Do I think the Texans are going to be bad? Absolutely not, but they are going to regress. The AFC is absolutely stacked and they are going to drop this first game to the Colts. Don’t be so quick to fall in love with a team just because of one flashy seasons. It will be an up hill battle all year....

September 8, 2024 · 1 min · 137 words · Robert Dudley

Myles Garrett And Grant Delpit Are Tailgating In The Muni Lot Just Hours Before Kickoff

So I blogged this earlier how Browns fans were tailgating bright and early this morning. In fact, it wasn’t just this morning that they were tailgating. They’ve been out there since Friday afternoon at 4:30 getting ready for today’s game vs. the Cowboys. Browns fans are a different breed. But that’s fine because, you know, they’re fans. I expect them to act this way. One thing I didn’t expect to see though was our starting fucking Safety out there too…....

September 8, 2024 · 1 min · 138 words · Bridget Harris

Nebraska Beat Colorado's Ass and Then Danced to Shedeur Sanders's Song in the Locker Room

The hits just keep coming for Colorado. This is what Colorado has asked for, though. This game could be a big stepping stone for the Huskers. I think there’s a real chance they’re 7-0 when they travel to Ohio State on October 26. Maybe this win was Perfect Timing.

September 8, 2024 · 1 min · 49 words · Jason Mccarty

Never Mind We Straight! Tyreek Isn't In Jail and Is Ready to Play And Score Today

All is well in Miami. Sorry, I tend to overreact. I had no choice but to expect the absolute worst when it comes to this team. Don’t believe me? Just ask Frank The Tank. Frank wasn’t born this way, the Dolphins/Mets turned him into the monster he is today. I’m not going to lie, I thought Tyreek was for sure spending the night in jail. If he played for the Dolphins he’d be forced to retire from the NFL....

September 8, 2024 · 1 min · 103 words · Rebekah Moon

Pray For Drake: Kendrick Lamar Is Doing This Year's Super Bowl Halftime Show

This must hurt Drake more than the diss track calling him a pedophile. Like….Drake has made Kendrick mainstream by getting murdered by a diss track. Before the Drake/Kendrick beef, Drake was easily more popular to the every day normie like me. Before the diss tracks, Drake was the people’s champ and everyone’s favorite rapper. What a fucking year he’s having. Hopefully he brings out J.Cole. I mean, that’s 100% going to happen, right?...

September 8, 2024 · 1 min · 82 words · David Quinn

Roger Goodell and The NFL Are A Fucking Disgrace For Allowing Its Players To Play On That Field In Brazil Last Night

It was all anybody could talk about all night. (That and how gawd-awful Ian Eagle’s nepobaby son Noah was calling the game) It was disgraceful. The fucking playing surface. And it’s been happening for years. 6 years ago they did this same exact shit in Mexico. As that video up above showed, it looked as if that grass was rooted in fucking sand. And cut extremely short. They’re constructed for 100 lb guys to zip up and down vertically....

September 8, 2024 · 1 min · 171 words · Craig Ellis

Shedeur Sanders Left the Colorado Sideline With 2:00 Left in the Buffaloes' 28-10 Loss to Nebraska

This is the dumbest sport on the planet; teams have insane collapses all the time. I have a feeling this incident will be brought up all the way through next year’s NFL Draft.

September 8, 2024 · 1 min · 33 words · Susan Brown

Steve Garcia Just Bullied His Way Into Another TKO Victory (That's 5 In A Row)

Steve Garcia is quickly becoming a problem for this featherweight division. There’s no amount of money you could pay me to willingly take that. If I get hit with one of those, I die. Game over, man.

September 8, 2024 · 1 min · 37 words · Eric Boone

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September 8, 2024 · 1 min · 3 words · Timothy Johnson