I really need to stop getting my hopes up when it comes to this Conor McGregor return. What the fuck?! Just get ONE return fight under your belt, McGregor! I’m begging you! I’ve got way too much riding on your successful return this year, though! Now I’m gonna have to hit the panic button! And I didn’t wanna do that! We will win this election.
After all, she is in the acting business. Finally, you oughta think about who came before them. (God damn that’s a great comparison, shout out to me). At this point, I think it’s too close to call. I could hear arguments for either. So who you got- Mahomes or Sweeney?
It’s the Monday after week 1. Perfect time to read about everything, see everyone’s thoughts. That’s when I read Dante blog about the Giants. Feel bad for Daniel Jones? What in the living fuck? I don’t know if he’s trying to play the opposite side or rub it in our faces. No, none of us feel bad for Daniel fucking Jones since he stinks at quarterback. Welcome to playing in the NFL....
One game into the season and we got a booing conversation in New York. A rough patch is 3-4 games, not 6-7 years. A rough patch is a couple plays, not an entire game where we look like shit. It all starts with - you guessed it - Daniel Jones. He’s not the guy. Beard, no beard, bush, whatever. He’s not the guy. He fucking stinks and that might be a compliment....
I know it’s easy to make fun of the Giants offense. But things are different now. We have Brian Daboll calling the plays. We have Malik Nabers. And, arguably most importantly, we have a bearded Daniel Jones. Also, Ivan Pace seems to forget what Daniel Jones did to the Vikings last time he saw them. 300 passing yards, 2 touchdowns, 78 rushing yards. Oh, and a win in the playoffs....
I’m not even sure Sky fans knew either judging by some of the replies under her tweet.
Barstool Sports Advisors is back. And the stats lab is back. Probably doesn’t matter that much. But a coach being really good off a bye week? A team covering a lot as a road dog? Probably means they’re being consistently undervalued. League wide trends that hold steady across hundreds of matchups spanning years and years? So you have to look at every stat individually and decide if it matters. Below is my entire cheat sheet I used for Advisors this week....
Well there it is. Maybe this is why he doesn’t have a job in the NFL. Maybe the game has passed him by by. Maybe Bill doesn’t love watching tape like he used to because 10-for-20 doesn’t include the four drops. Hating on the future. If you’re hating on Williams after that preseason then you’re doing it intentionally and not honestly. It’s okay to be happy and excited today. It’s week 1....
Well folks I can’t guarantee we’ll have the best football team in the league this year. Love the passion from everyone, but reminder, NO ALCOHOL! Every single year they post this and every single year it is news to me. I honestly thought the policy was “Browns fans WITHOUT alcohol are not allowed in the Muni Lot”. At least that’s what my eyeballs have been telling me for the last 20 years....
Big Ev and I got to interview the best player on the Giants and what a delight it was. hey enjoy this interview and it was amazing to do as a Giants fan.
I cannot believe this throw. Every single part of it. None of it makes sense. I’m just in awe of this throw. Can Anthony Richardson realistically throw the ball 100 yards? Can he do the Mike Vick Powerade commercial in real life? I mean he threw it here And it came down here.
FUCK YOU MARTY MUSH THIS IS MY TEAM! I HATE THIS FUCKING TEAM HOW?!?!?! HOW ON EARTH DOES THIS HAPPEN TWO HOURS BEFORE KICK OFF??? I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again this team is fucking cursed. How on Earth does your best player get arrested two hours before the game starts? How fast can you possibly be driving on the way to the stadium? Did he forget to pay child support?...
The Giants started the season with a performance that completely underwhelmed everybody in the Tri-State Area. Hopefully all those aren’t dead for you already as well.
