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All the great coaches know sometimes you gotta take matters into your own hands. Mike Tomlin tripped the Ravens for a reason. That coach in Friday Night Lights laid out Tim Riggins to prove a point. This guy knew what he had to do in the moment and that was stop a counter-attack. Play for the win (or likely the tie). But what I really love? The hands up like he did nothing wrong:...

What does KFC say ? Holy shit what a perfect New York thing and I mean that in the worst way possible. Driving a scooter is dangerous enough. Put this man in fucking jail.

What a disgraceful waste of an all-time performance. But this guy scored 10 touchdowns! He put up 70 points by himself and his defense still found a way to lose the game. I do love that his offensive coordinator seemingly doesn’t even bother using a quarterback, though. Just line this kid up five yards behind the center and let him take off.

Baker Mayfield dominated vs. the Commanders going 24/30 for 289 yards with 4 TD passes and 0 turnovers. He did it from start to finish. Not only to run but to buy time to pass. The Bucs defense was good allowing just under 300 total yards but failing to get a turnover.

I’m not sure if you’ve heard, but the NFC Championship goes through Chicago this season. I am currently in a text battle with my Bears fan friends. (Especially Kevin Mcvey) That they’re riding high afterthatperformance is fucking insanity. Im not saying Caleb is a bust based off of one game whatsoever. Its the same old Bears arite. Doesnt matter the coach. Doesnt matter the gm. And he would look like shit....

There were some hits, but some big misses too. Best Dressed: Nate Burleson Mr. Toe Drag Swag brought the noise with a beautiful royal blue suit. The man didn’t even need a tie to look good! Then I saw the whole outfit and hand up - I was wrong. This is an ultra swaggy look. He has fully embraced his city. This was a checkdown that went for a first down....

Beyonce created a piece of work NEVER done before. She jumped into a genre that HATES HER! BTW, she is from Houston. As Southern as it gets. She knows about country music. SHE IS COUNTRY MUSIC. She made a country album actually fun to listen to and enjoyable. This album has everything. Fucking SHABOOZEY got nominated!!! Why not BEYONCE?? you’ve got the option to’t deny that Cowboy Carter was a game-changing album....

In fact, it might have gotten worse? You want to talk about a guy who inspires zero confidence on the field? It’s Bryce Young at QB for the Carolina Panthers. The final stat line from Sunday? I mean how does that not go down as the worst trade in NFL history? Deshaun Watson might have something to say about that, but I don’t know if he tops it. The contract does help swing it in his Watson’s favor....

The Martian Jasson Dominguez has finally been called up for good. Common sense prevails, bullying works, the whole nine yards. The Martian has arrived. Oddly enough this morning I got a tip email that Dominguez was coming. The magical email man came through. Boone’s quotes pretty much back that up. You’re not seeing him again as a Yankee. It was time to end this saga. It was straight up sad to watch him play at this point....

Congrats Caitlin Clark, you are officially a Hoosier. Funny, I don’t see fans making an Angel Reese corn maze. This farm is even 45 minutes outside of Chicago, but there is no escaping Fever Mania. cornfield and it reveals an Albanese Gummy Bear corn maze. What are Albanese Gummy Bears? Only the best gummy candy in the world. After having Albanese gummy bears, I would rather starve than enjoy a Haribo gummy bear....

It sounds massive, though. We’ll see, though - gotta get through the event this weekend first! I’ll be there and can’t wait!

I mean, what do you want me to say here? But at that point, we were told the juice was worth the squeeze. We were told that he was the answer to solving the Browns riddle towards getting a Super Bowl. 2 years and 1 game later? Its painfully obvious that Deshaun Watson is simply not a good quarterback. And that was before todays newest allegations, which are really really weird....

Welcome back to another episode of Dumping Them Out. You may have noticed I did not write a Dumping Them Out blog last week. The reason I didn’t do it last week is because I didn’t feel like it. I was fresh off a Sunday night Labor Day weekend wedding in Cleveland, Ohio. But instead I did nothing. I spent my time drinking free tequila waters and getting mad at Newark airport....