I mean, look at this guy. He can’t move! Generally, it’s throwing off your back foot that is seen as a negative for a quarterback. We all shold have seen this coming. I don’t know. The money is already spent, so this experiment cant last forever.
We are witnessing a collapse in real time, the Orioles really are doing it. Another embarrassing loss last night in Boston where we saw two Red Sox go back-to-back TWICE. Well ever since that break they’re 24-25 after going into ASB 20 games above .500 at 58-38. O’s have been absolutely wrecked by injuries, ripped apart. Anything that could go wrong for these guys has, it’s polar opposite of last year....
Welcome to an all new season of NFL Sad Stats. Except, they still cry. We cover stats on teams, players, coaches, whatever helps us ease the pain. Hopefully that rings true. Even player/coach profiles that might one day become useful. Birthday, place of birth or death, even nicknames if they have them. Just sitting there on my computer. Ready to be queried for sadness sake. Let’s have a year everyone....
The fact they they are able to reset and change directionssooooquick is actually mind blowing. Good lord I’ve never felt less athletic in my life. They better broadcast this shit in prime time next year. These guys deserve all the attention in the world. Have a lovely Tuesday.
Alright, let’s start with the obvious. No, Trae Young would not be the GOAT if he was 6'8. I think we can all agree with that right? I feel as though it’s important to come to an overall agreement before we continue. Because we have ALL done this. That the only reason we never made the league wasn’t because of skill, but because of genetics. Some people hit the genetic lottery and make millions and become professional athletes, some people become bloggers....
Passengers will be placed on alternate flights, Delta said in a statement. There were 221 passengers on the Airbus and 56 customers on the regional jet, the airline said. But that definitely has to be something they teach right after giving out the syllabus). That just feels unnecessary. You know who’s not going to complain about getting delayed for this collision?
Full disclosure, I feel like I need a do-over onmy previous Dan Bernstein blog. About 5 minutes after the blog went up, I saw that Dave had declared war on the guy. Then it became an entirely different thing. There’s so many hilarious angles to this. One being, how Eddie is one of the most genuinely nice guys in the world. If it were up to him I’m not sure this ever would have came out....
We did it, folks. We really did it. The 49ers beat the Jets, 32-19, and the winner was never really in doubt. Jake Moody nailed his sixth(!) That would bring us to a 32-19 score, which gave us our first SCORIGAMI of the year! Just a glorious way to end the opening week of what will be a tremendous football season. Those of us who stayed awake in a blowout were rewarded with this fantastic treat....
Russell Wilson gonna Russell Wilson. Wilson was ruled inactive, and Fields was named the starter. But that didn’t stop Russ from suiting up and taking pre-game reps. This is so on brand for this guy it’s not really even funny anymore. My friend Mike sent this to me and I didn’t even have to second guess it. And it’s not like this was a borderline injury either. But either way, rest assured, whether he’s active or inactive, we can count on Mr....
Ladies and gentlemen, it’s officially my favorite week of the year: Bills week. From a win-loss standpoint alone, it makes no sense why this would be my favorite week. So as much as those blue cheese-dipping, table-breaking motherfuckers annoy me, I’ll always appreciate our relationship. Hopefully, this is the year when I’m the one dishing out the shit instead of taking it. Unlike most Dolphins fans, I have no problem admitting that Josh Allen is my abusive stepfather....
I fully understand that football players are different, especially when you go position by position. Wide receivers and corner backs love to talk. You’ll see a defensive back celebrate a dropped pass like they won the Super Bowl. Hammer celebration, lock down celebration, all of it. So here you have Jaycee Horn trying to talk shit to Derek Carr for some reason while losing 37-10. I didn’t know Carr had that in him....
The streaming service doesn’t deserve that praise! Those are real in-theater movies, that just so happen to hit the platform a few weeks after release. I refuse to credit Netflix with those movies as “their own.” I need to stop, you get the point. Many of these movies, especially ‘Rebel Moon’, received absurd amounts of promotion and press from Netflix. while I on my walk the other day. (via Letterboxd)....
I mean we do not need any more bulletin board material. No legit if Aaron Rodgers gets shot I would not be surprised. I mean that would be the only ridiculous thing that would ensure a bad Jet’s season. Like what happened to him last year was comically terrible. Like legit thats the only way it could top last season. San Francisco has enough crazies to do it. I mean this docuseries is a legit distraction....
