Joe Mazzulla Is Truly An Elite Quote Machine, This Time Comparing The Animal Kingdom To The Celtics Title Defense

The best part of course is the fact that Joe was 100000% serious when he said it. Joe is the guy. you’re free to’t. It doesn’t even matter to me if it’s actually bullshit, the quote is incredible. Not only that, it’s exactly how the team has to approach this season. Be the team that punches first, and never let up. To me that’s partly what made last season different compared to previous years of coming up just short....

September 10, 2024 · 1 min · 130 words · Rachel Rodriguez

Jordan Love Miraculously Avoids The IR, But Now Malik Willis Will Be Tasked With Making Sure The Packers' Season Doesn't Implode Before The $220M Man Returns

The prognosis is so good that Love isn’t even going on the IR. Make Indy prepare for as many QBs as humanly possible. Now let’s get something out of the way quick. Jordan Love is not playing on Sunday. There’s just no way. That would be outrageous to throw him right back out there after the injury he suffered on Friday. For now though, the Packers seem hellbent on starting Malik Willis while Love is sidelined....

September 10, 2024 · 2 min · 259 words · Priscilla Williams

Justin Hawkins of The Darkness' Daughter Can't Wait To Tell Her Friends At School About Taylor Swift Singing "I Believe In A Thing Called Love" At The US Open

I also had no idea he was such a precious angel of a man! The Darkness' biggest song (that’s fine to say, right?) A refresher: LOVE IT!!! “I believe in a thing called love” is right up there with Mr Brightside in my eyes. 10/10 sound, singability, vibes. Check out our new episode of Taylor Watch where we break down the whole weekend.

September 10, 2024 · 1 min · 63 words · Shannon Gardner

Let's Celebrate This Week's Victory Monday Winners

Happy victory Monday to all of Week 1’s winners! The Kansas City Chiefs beat the Baltimore Ravens 27-20. The Philadelphia Eagles beat Green Bay 34-29. The Pittsburgh Steelers beat the Atlanta Falcons 18-10 in Atlanta. The Buffalo Bills beat the Arizona Cardinals 34-28. The Chicago Bears came back to beat Tennessee 24 -17. The New England Patriots stunned the Cincinnati Bengals in Cincinnati 16-10. The Houston Texans edged out Indianapolis 29-27....

September 10, 2024 · 1 min · 132 words · Kelly Lopez

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September 10, 2024 · 1 min · 123 words · Brandon Hunter

Loser Of The Week: This Michigan Dad That Used His Son To Set Up Quinn Ewers With A "Horns Down" After The Game

I think what this Dad did is so despicable that he should lose the right to attend football games. And in all honesty, I’m shocked that people that have Field Access think like this? I was under the impression that people with Field Access are calm, cool, and collected. Let the crazies sit up in the nosebleeds. I’m not talking about Sherrone Moore. It was more than a setup! It was using an 8 year old kid to get a couple internet clicks....

September 10, 2024 · 1 min · 116 words · Anthony Price

MNF Break With Mariana Morais

This was a long weekend of watching football. It’s been a while since we had one of these. We’re all rusty. Need to get back into the swing of things. This is our fifth consecutive night of football. So take a five minute break with Mariana Morais.

September 10, 2024 · 1 min · 47 words · Jerry Sandoval

NFL Week 1 Power Rankings

If theyre not on this listlike the New York Jetsyoure likely depressed and preparing for the worst. LOL, fuck the Jets. Anyway, let’s get into it. Tampa Bay Buccaneers LET BAKER COOK!!! 289 yards, four touchdowns, and an 80% completion percentage? SHITTT, that boy is cold. Philadelphia Eagles This was arguably the ugliest win of the week, but hey, a wins a win. While the Tush Push might be dead, Saquon Barkley is alive and well....

September 10, 2024 · 2 min · 290 words · Alexis Briggs

Note To Wide Receivers Everywhere: Do NOT Hold Out Of Camp For A New Contract Then Drop A Touchdown Pass In Front Of Peyton Manning

Alright pal, you think you might just waltz onto the field and make a diving catch? Not when Peyton Manning is watching. This is all easily avoidable if Brandon Aiyuk was in camp earlier and signed his deal earlier. That’s how you make acrobatic catches. No one has ever dropped a pass after training camp, just science there. And look at Bill! The man couldn’t talk because of how much shock overtook his body....

September 10, 2024 · 2 min · 246 words · Laura Daniels

Nothing Says 'You've Arrived' Quite Like the NFL 'Randomly' Drug Testing You After a Career Performance

It’s hard to overstate just how ginked up Patriots fans are about Keion White. By no means has he disappointed. And his production went up with the playing time. But Sunday at Cincinnati was the best game of White’s career. But none it means Keion White’s moment has arrived. The NFL “randomly” selecting players to undergo a PED test after a big performance is nothing new. And so, congratulations are in order....

September 10, 2024 · 1 min · 151 words · Valerie Greene

Ratings Never Lie: Raygun Is Now Ranked The No. 1 Breakdancer In The World By The Federation That Oversees The 'Sport'

We all remember Raygun. How can’t you? Well, good news, she’s now ranked the No. 1 breakdancer in the world. The Olympics don’t count, no one really knows why. Now, I gotta give her credit. At the same time, how can I argue with ratings? Every rating system is correct: John Fanta is indeed ticked off. The Giants are indeed ass, but not as much ass as the Panthers. So you see, maybe, analytics never lie?...

September 10, 2024 · 1 min · 102 words · Maria Kirby

The Empire State Building Disgustingly Paid Homage To A Genocidal Maniac That Killed Billions Of People

Reeeeeeeeal fucking nice, Empy! That crime against humanity alone is worthy of a ban from any sort of homage. My sincere apologies for showing that clip to anybody impacted by this tragedy. It’s not like Alderaan was some desolate remote moon. It was a planet burgeoning with life,as Wikipedia breaks down here. Can you imagine if a building honoring someone that wiped China and India off the map?

September 10, 2024 · 1 min · 68 words · Jeffery Fischer

The Falcons Were So Bad in Week 1 That Their Fans Started Fighting Each Other

Honestly, I get it. 70 more than handled his business even while wearing a comically large chain.

September 10, 2024 · 1 min · 17 words · Kevin Reese