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Stool Scenes 471.5 - On this week’s episode of Stool Scenes, Brandon and Big Ev come face to face with Connor Stalions, Dave celebrates Michigans National Championship at The Big House and more.

Jordan Mason had the best night of his career. There’s a ton of money on the line there with gambling and fantasy implications. I’m not a huge sports better, and I don’t have CMC on my fantasy team. Because clearly that answer on the field got him in a little bit of trouble in the locker room.

Just a bunch of"Dave Grohl - FUUUUUCK!“and"Damn. “messages, all somber and confusing. My heart dropped, and I assumed the worst - that he somehow tragically died this afternoon. Yes, of course. I haven’t gotten texts like that since Taylor Hawkins died, though! Almost to the point where this doesn’t feel worth the somber texts I received. At least Dave is committed to being a present father. Rockstar does rockstar shit, ya know?...

This is a pretty great embodiment of where Colorado is as a football program right now. Sure, you’re despised by pretty much the entire country. And yeah, you might not be winning many games despite insisting on being the center of attention. And what happens in 2025 when Shedeur Sanders and Travis Hunter are gone? The team is losing right now with two first round picks. If it’s any consolation, opponents seem to love the song....

I’m not going to sugarcoat last night. The Jets got manhandled. The 49ers had the ball for over 38 minutes. This was a done deal before halftime. Despite all that, I am not panicking about the Jets. I thought Aaron Rodgers looked pretty good. He just needs to throw the ball more. 54 yards on 16 carries isn’t going to cut it. But of course, Robert Saleh and Nathaniel Hackett can’t make an adjustment to save their lives....

And now the question begs itself: is this a burner of his? My stance is no fucking way. **Update: People are onto Leroy Bickerstaff:

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This clip got me good. I must have watched it nearly 100 times since Chuck tweeted it out this morning. The show is titledBernstein& Holmes. But for the love of goddo NOT call Dan Bernstein of Bernstein & Holmes by the name Bernstein. That’s a bridge too far Eddie. You should know better. He’s been at The Score for over 30 years. He’s a 62 year old man. You should address him as “Bernsy”....

Remind me a lot of Quinn Meinerz who played for Wisconsin-Whitewater and ended up with a $80m Payday. Check out this interview especially if you like D3 ball and an underdog story.

I’m pretty sure the exact number is $792,000. There are VERY few things that I wouldn’t do right now for $792K. However, after last night’s display it’s pretty safe to say Haason Reddick was right. The Niners have an embarrassment of riches when it comes to offensive weapons on their roster. But that wasn’t going to stop Robert Saleh and the Jets from getting toyed around out there. But on his current deal?...

I was up in Door County, Wisconsin on Friday and Saturday and was walking around the quaint downtowns. Inside one of the candy shops there were a bunch of unbranded caramels. But we moved on to a Door County speciality, Cherry Caramel. I love candied pecans. They’re the tops. But pecans mixed in with caramel? Now that was something different! That was a very fun first season of Caramel Reviews....

In the videos above I was emotional. I wasn’t thinking clearly. I was lashing out at everyone in the wake of one of the WORST losses in Notre Dame history. That first loss to Navy was bad. The Charlie Weis loss to UConn felt like absolute rock bottom. Then Notre Dame lost to Marshall, a 3-9 Stanford team, and Northern Illinois at home. Those last three losses are all under Marcus Freeman...

We know that Happy Gilmore 2 is in the works. It’s been talked about a lot. But what we didn’t know is who would fill out the cast. Do they bring back some of the names we knew from the original? Do they just go a whole different route? Well, good news folks. We have news: No brainer. you’re free to’t have Virginia Venit not be around Happy Gilmore. It’s a love story for the ages!...