This List Of WNBA Records Caitlin Clark Has Already Broken Might Be The Longest Blog In Barstool Sports History

Very cool, Sabrina! Hard work pays off! Congratulations to Caitlin Clark, Caitlin Clark, and Caitlin Clark on winning those awards! And finally, I just wanted to share this story told through two pictures with you all real quick. Gave me a good laugh! I wonder if she’ll win the Rookie of the Year though?

September 11, 2024 · 1 min · 54 words · Chase Patrick

Travis Kelce's Fits Are Deplorable

I mean what are we doing with that U.S. Open fit? Gucci from head to toe? It looks like something a teenager would blow all of his birthday money on. One of them has to step up soon though because were right on the edge of no return here. Jason, come get your boy. Heres the script to follow if you need one. Also, in a very straight way, he looks way cuter with a buzzcut....

September 11, 2024 · 1 min · 81 words · Jill Smith

Vladimir Putin Has Lost The Locker Room, Is Reportedly "Dismayed" That His Sons Have Taken to Cosplaying Disney Characters

They only see their parents late at night.' The script of their next hit Disney Prince movie has already been written for them. Two children are born out of wedlock to an evil ruler of a faraway land. The classic “Rich kids who want to live normal lives” pop in of Disney story. But his sons don’t want to live that life. But their dad strictly forbids it. You’ve got yourself the perfect Disney movie catered to the Putin boys....

September 11, 2024 · 2 min · 344 words · Daniel Carter

White Sox Dave Wondering Why A Tiny Website Called GOOGLE Needs So Many Employees Is One Of The Best WSD Clips Of All Time

Watching Gaz DM 18 year old girls. Watching me realize what is happening is making me laugh out loud. I wanted him to keep going. I wanted to ask him what he thought Google was. And maybe my favorite part, god bless his soul, is WSD thinking Google was headquartered in Chicago. Maybe just a little room in the insurance office, perhaps? Minding his own business and Dave wanted Feits to chime in having his back....

September 11, 2024 · 1 min · 112 words · Richard Nelson

Winless Florida State Coaches Resort To Chasing Players With Water Guns At Practice

As a Florida Gator, nothing brings me more joy than watching Florida State go from 13-0 and being left out of the playoffs to starting the season 0-2. And now, seeing their coaches chasing players with water guns at practice is just the icing on the cake. Look, I don’t want to help the enemy, but Florida State, let me be real with you: you’re not 0-2 because of wet footballs....

September 11, 2024 · 1 min · 159 words · Kerry Farrell

With the Legal Argument of the Century, a Lawyer Says His Client Wasn't Trying to Harm Ricky Pearsall With That Unfortunate Bullet-Through-the-Chest Thing

The sacrifices so many of them made on that horrific day. And the risks these dedicated professionals are making every day, 23 years later. That was a great tribute the Niners paid to the officers who saved Ricky Pearsall’s life Monday. (I know that’s not how it goes. They were really fighting back and forth on the sidewalk. As you might imagine, Mr. Pearsall gets the best of it. It’s a whole other world in there....

September 11, 2024 · 2 min · 331 words · Michael Morton DDS

"Hating At This Age Is Crazy..." Mase And Cam'ron Shit On Jay Z And The NFL For Choosing Kendrick Lamar To Perform At This Year's Super Bowl Half Time Show

Correct, Mase, hating at this age IS crazy. Unfortunately for you, it’s not just hating…it’s business. Do I agree with the situation? Of course not, but I understand it. Why would he risk Drake getting out there and saying something that fucks up his brand/image/income? His deep love for Hip-Hop and culture informs his artistic vision. He has an unparalleled ability to define and influence culture globally. Kendricks work transcends music, and his impact will be felt for years to come....

September 10, 2024 · 1 min · 126 words · John Davis

'Kegs. Eggs. Football.'

If Matt Rhule wants to play at 9am, play a game at 9am damnit. I don’t care about TV contracts, give us a morning football game. You want Nebraska football to be back to the glory days it starts with this combo. I can’t think of anything more perfect than Nebraska playing at 9am either. Give them the spotlight when the sun is coming up and create a home field advantage....

September 10, 2024 · 1 min · 132 words · Carmen Craig

A Bag Of Cheetos Had A "World Changing" Impact On Carlsbad Caverns

NY Post- Just one bag of Cheetos can be world changing. Great or small we all leave an impact wherever we go. Let us all leave the world a better place than we found it, the post concluded. Who would have known that a bag of Cheetos could have such an impact on an ecosystem. I’ll leave it to the experts. Molds spread higher up the nearby surfaces, fruit, die and stink....

September 10, 2024 · 1 min · 141 words · Michael Dominguez

Aaron Rodger's Interception Almost Made Adam Sandler Leave The Manningcast

It’s worth noting yesterday was Sandler’s 58th birthday. It was supposed to be a joyous day as Netflix officially announced the filming of Happy Gilmore 2. The Jets had Aaron Rodgers under center for the first time in two years, what could go wrong? Just a perfect LOLJets moment of all LOLJets moments. We’ve seen this 389484823932929 times before and every time it gets funnier.

September 10, 2024 · 1 min · 65 words · Michelle Espinoza

Aaron Rodgers Survived a Whole Game For the New York Jets: Takeaways

The Jets lost last night. They lost the battle but they can still win the war. Though the defense got absolutely ran through by a backup runningback there is actually hope this time through. The offense looked semi-confident when it came to QB play especially in the first quarter. Offensively there were 2 bad drops and a tip drill pick that ultimately were the game changers. Their offensive line took advantage of a defense that was gassed....

September 10, 2024 · 2 min · 250 words · Daniel Sanchez

Auburn Quarterback Peyton Thorne Says He Received Venmo Requests From Fans For Their Gambling Losses After Throwing 4 Interceptions Vs. Cal

So the way this story goes is that Auburn was 11.5 point favorites at home against Cal on Saturday. So when they don’t, they want some accountability. But he damn near completed more passes to California than he did to his own teammates! But the fans aren’t chanting lock him up, all they want is their money back! So cry me a river, Thorne, but it comes with the territory.

September 10, 2024 · 1 min · 70 words · Joshua Simmons

Austin Wells Has Become a Force In The Heart Of The Yankees Lineup And Should Be The AL Rookie Of The Year

That was the joke Luis Severino threw out there with how the team only has two hitters. Well, times have changed thankfully. Gleyber Torres has come on big time of late and solidified himself as the team’s leadoff hitter. Jazz Chisholm is a nice bat in the 5 spot. Giancarlo when healthy this year has provided a productive power bat, despite whatever Klemmer has to say. But that cleanup spot was the one they really needed to find life from....

September 10, 2024 · 2 min · 339 words · Jimmy Stewart