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Roberto Luongo Hopped In Net For A Random Beer League Team To Help Them Take Down The 5x Champs

One of the hardest things in life to find is a consistent beer league hockey goalie. If you have one on your squad, cherish them for dear life. I wouldn’t want to show up either if I was that team’s regular tendy. Playing against the 5x reigning champs on the first Monday night of the NFL season? Usually that would be the end of the story for these fellas. Imagine showing up for that game as the opposing team....

Sad News: My Ceremonial First Pitch Series Is Ending

And like everything in Northeast Ohio, it must be earned. The series is coming to an end. Here is my statement: THAT’S RIGHT BABY! I’M MAKING MY MAJOR LEAGUE DEBUT ON SATURDAY NIGHT! 5:54 Ceremonial First Pitch. We did it!!!! ….and to all you haters that say ______ did it first, blow me. I’m not letting anyone try and tear me down with this one. 6 months ago I was teaching 7th grade....

Scottie Scheffler's Offseason Sunday Routine Includes Watching Barstool Sports Advisors And Going To Church

On today’s Pardon My Take… SCOTTIE SCHEFFLER! Watching Barstool Sports Advisors 2. Going To Church (in that order) No, seriously. This is is actual routine! Listen to it from the man himself… What a world we live in, folks. Who knew that Scottie freaking Scheffler was a Stoolie. And not only a Barstool fan, but a huge Stu Feiner fan! Congratulations to Scottie Scheffler for having one of the best years in the history of professional golf....

Scottie Scheffler, NIU HC Thomas Hammock, Jets Lose MNF, College Football, And Listener FAQ’s

Aaron Rodgers survived MNF but the Jets did not. The Niners are still really good and memes is down bad after the Jets loss. We talk College Football, whats going on in Colorado and does USC have a defense? Hot Seat/Cool Throne including saving the Orlandos Chili and Joey Mazzula has his motivation. We finish with listener submitted FAQs with some questions listeners want answers to.

Shannon Sharpe Allegedly Accidentally Went Live While Having Sex

That would be the most humiliating minute of my life. But since its all about laying pipe, Im having a hard time believing he was hacked. So catch me dead before you see me fucking on IG live. I also dont get how it’s possible for you to go straight from IG live to laying pipe. Was she giving him head while he was still on IG? I just know something’s not adding up here....

Shedeur Sanders is Getting Torched for the Most Tone Deaf Post in Internet History

Especially at a big school with a proud tradition. But I have spent some time studying how the NFL draft works. No matter whose DNA you’ve got. That seems to be the case with Shedeur. Because he followed that disastrous press conference with the one of the worse pivots of all time. And the reaction is pretty much what you’d expect. It’s been and an NBA-style dunk contest ever since this turd dropped....

Sportsmanship: Northern Illinois Head Coach Thomas Hammock Offered To Help Out Notre Dame's Marcus Freeman After Beating The Fighting Irish In South Bend

On today’s Pardon My Take… THOMAS HAMMOCK! Let’s hear from the man himself on how this exchange went down… Wow. As a major advocate for sportsmanship myself, this is great to see. If that’s not a sign of respect, I don’t know what is. So cool to see. MACTION, ladies and gentlemen.

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The 49ers Should Be Fined for Hiding Christian McCaffrey's Injury

There is no way to sugar coat it. Fantasy Football & Gambling are a BILLION dollar business with a B! And stuff like what happened on Monday Night Football CANNOT happen. 49ers Running Back Jordan Mason let it slip that he knew he was starting on Friday night! McCaffrey was the #1 pick universally in 2024 Drafts. This behavior cannot be tolerated! I have NEVER made a bigger fantasy mistake in 28 years....

The Elite Clientele of a High-End Massachusetts Brothel are in Court Fighting to Keep Their Names from Being Made Public

What’s theessence?" These are fine questions well worth asking. Because prostitution, in all its forms, is a difficult, complex issue. One that is hard to get people to agree on. It literally still has numbers above each bedroom door, in a sort of sex work historic preservation effort. The point being, it’s always existed, and probably always will. On Monday, the highest court in Massachusetts heard arguments from both sides in the case....

The Guy Who Sold Jeff Bezos His Miami Mega Mansion (Under Ask) Is Being Sued By The Original Owner For Not Disclosing Jeff Bezos Was The Buyer

I’d be pissed too…IF I DIDN’T ALREADY TURN A $51 MILLION PROFIT. I mean Jesus Christ dude, what’d you wanna squeeze him for another 5 million? I’m sure there are plenty of other properties Bezos could’ve bought if you decided to play hardball. And do youreallywanna play hard ball with one of the wealthiest men on the planet? He has unlimited funds to getwhateverhe wants bywhatevermeans necessary. He did you a favor by staying out of the picture....

The Mets MASSIVE 9th Inning Leads To A MASSIVE Win And This May Be One Of My Favorite Teams Of All Time

Luckily they woke up … and I mean woke up big time in the 9th. First it was MVP Lindor. Then Pete And Alvarez with the kill shot . What a fucking win. This is a gritty hard as nails baseball team and Im proud to watch them every single night. Tough as can be. Now go make the playoffs baby ! PS: Nobody was more excited for the biggest HR of the year than Frank....

The Rizzler Heads Back To School: Will The Rizz Stop?

So this is an interesting journey. I do not think anyone has been in such a unique weird situation at a young age. The Rizzler has become such a huge internet celebrity in such a short amount of time. I wonder what his classmates, teachers, and more will even think of him. Will he keep posting? Will he focus on school? In that moment my brain sort of snapped out of this whole weird internet world we live in....