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He constantly made defenses look silly when he was at Oklahoma and USC. Caleb gives them a chance to be special. Little cocky before you take a snap, no? Well, we’re two games in let’s see the early returns. Everyone is saying it, but this dude absolutely thinks this is still USC playing Arizona State. Great to escape the initial blitz, but that throw just can’t happen. Almost every read Caleb made last night was the wrong one....

I probably say it all the time but this is why I am out on nature. The sheer terror of this video is enough to make me never want to go outside again. The bear is sniffing his face for Pete’s sake. Can you imagine the shit in his pants at this point? How could you not be terrified? Now I know this guy got views but he’s lucky it wasn’t another Grizzly man situation....

10 Games in the early slate. This is a lot of mental pressure. This stuff isn’t as easy as it looks. So pace yourself, and take a 5-minute break with Georgia Boulton here.

Nobody does it better than the English fans. Brady keeps winning though. 3-1 Birmingham on the day. I love that he’s into it. I don’t know how English fans do it though. America needs to take notes from England. Make it the last place you want to travel to play a last place team.

Feel the magic baby! you could’T DO DUMB STUFF IN THE NFL AND EXPECT TO WIN! It won’t happen, just won’t. I love how openly he spoke about it, don’t beat around the bush. Levis is a big boy, he can handle a little tongue whooping when he doesn’t play well. He 100% deserves to hear it when he makes dumb plays like this. I like Callahan not being afraid to call out his QB too....

“like he’s Goldberg! Title fights up next! I’ve got Grasso via DEC and O’Malley via KO, but we’ll see what happens!

Welcome back to another episode of Dumping Them Out. I’ve completely lost track of where I was in my GIF rotation. But I often fuck up and use the same one’s too close together. I’ve been jumping around way too much lately. So starting now, I’m starting back from the top. I’m writing this blog as I watch the Colts play a very pathetic first half of football. I’ve been a Colts fan my whole life....

Props to Malik Willis today. LaFleur and fans watching at home were confused why he didn’t throw the ball. Turns out it was because center Josh Myers threw up on it milliseconds before snapping it… More like the Green Bay Yakkers amirite? Alright that’s enough That’s football right there. Full team effort today from Green Bay. Needed it with Love out but the whole team rallied together to take out the Colts....

Here come the knockouts! Shoutout Ignacio Bahamondes for bringing the first one to the Sphere!

Okay, a team loses their kicker once in a blue moon. Usually I would just chalk that up to shit luck. Which is why Goodell should step in and save NFL GMs from themselves. I love weird football, but a team without a kicker feels like a step too far. However it absolutely sucks when it involves my team, my fantasy team, or my bets.

She just dropped her face first, unconscious on the mat like an absolute savage. Not what you wanna hear as you’re in excruciating pain from a low blow. When the Sphere changes environments it feels like the whole building is shaking. It’s pretty crazy.

A week later it appears the game plan has been altered get the ball to Maserati Marv. A lot was made of Harrison’s sprint speed in the Bills game. People just begging to scream “BUST” after 4 quarters of his pro career. Don’t think people are going to mention sprint speed in a negative light with this gentleman. Harrison’s sprint speed on this touchdown below was 20.0 mph. I think he’s gonna be just fine....

4th and 8 with 3 minutes left at home down by 1 to the No. 1 team in the country and you punt. FUCK EVERYTHING ABOUT THAT CALL, MARK STOOPS. Yeah, I used caps to prove a point. It was the softest call I’ve ever seen. It was begging to lose. That’s the only way I can describe it. Spare me the ‘oh our defense was playing great.’ Yeah, no shit....