The Ballwashing Of TV's "The Bear" Knows No End As It Cleaned Up At This Year's Emmy Awards

The Emmy Awards were Sunday night. And not just any rewards, butcomedyawards? Turns out, before the awards even started, the ballwashing had already begun. That’s a lot of Emmys. As soon as it did begin, they were off and running. (Yes, amazing episode of television. Not even this most recent season. But how on Earth was this funny, whatsoever? He’s pretty funny. Nowhere near as funny as he was in Season 1....

September 16, 2024 · 1 min · 182 words · Eric Berry

The Bears Are Going to Ruin Caleb Williams, 2024

High Noon Visithttps://highnoonspirits.combefore your next tailgate to find a pack near you.

September 16, 2024 · 1 min · 12 words · Shelby Oliver

The Bears Got Bullied By The Texans In Primetime

Another loss for the primetime Bears. It’s only week 2 so I don’t want to be all doom and gloom. This is going to be a good news/bad news blog. Good news…the Bears fought hard for 4 quarters on the road against a bonafide playoff team. Bad news…the Bears didn’t look like a playoff team. This is how you ruin a QB. There’s no way forward if they keep playing like this....

September 16, 2024 · 1 min · 138 words · Tyler Collins

The Coleman Shelton Mixtape Goes Hard

That was a tough watch. I feel like Caleb should be meeting with a sports psychologist this week to get ready for Indianapolis. Coleman Shelton should be meeting with a mirror. Look I don’t really know what I am talking about. I am not expert. No stone left unturned.

September 16, 2024 · 1 min · 49 words · Anthony Miller

The Disrespect Towards The NBA Champions Continues After Derrick White Got Hit In The Head During A Scuffle In The Colorado/Colorado St Game

We are reaching an unprecedented level of disrespect when it comes to the NBA Champion Boston Celtics. Now I know what you’re thinking. You probably rolled your eyes at that comment because how could the champs be disrespected? Then when they went 16-3 in the playoffs, it was “they haven’t played anybody”. Do you know what kind of asshole you have to be to take a swing at Derrick White?...

September 16, 2024 · 1 min · 152 words · Melissa Hall

The Jets Victory Over The Titans Was More Worrisome Than Enjoyable

I’m a Jets fan. I understand the value of a win. We don’t get many of these so they should be appreciated. Especially on the road. But early on with Aaron Rodgers, we are waiting to be blown away. This 24-17 victory against the Tennessee Titans was not that game. It was a sloppy win that other than the final score, left little to be desired. First, the Jets had Jermaine Johnson go down with what people are speculating is a torn Achilles....

September 16, 2024 · 2 min · 330 words · Patrick Johnson

The New Orleans Saints Are A Path of Destruction

Five Possessions…. Five Touchdowns in the 1st Half! Sunday was easily the best regular season win since the Drew Brees/Sean Payton era. Alvin Kamara had 1-2-3-4 TDs looking like Marshall Faulk from the Greatest Show on Turf. Derek Carr is suddenly an MVP candidate slinging bombs to Rashid Shaheed & Chris Olave. And the much maligned offensive line kept the ferocious Cowboys pass rush & Micah Parsons at bay. The Saints have scored a WHOPPING 91 points in two games!...

September 16, 2024 · 1 min · 112 words · Heidi Dean

The New York Giants Make NFL History: Score 3+ Touchdowns, Allow None on Defense, and Still Lose

The more I think about it, the clearer it becomes: the Giants have been historically bad. It’s almost impressive how consistently underwhelming theyve been. Imagine winning a game by kicking seven field goalsyes, sevenagainst an opponent whose kicker got injured during warmups. Thats an all-time scumbag move. But back to the Giants. I have a theory that might explain their downfall. Brian Dabolls physical transformation might be the root of the problem....

September 16, 2024 · 1 min · 196 words · Marcus Flores

The Sounds Of The Cowboys Radio Broadcast Progressively Getting Sadder During Sunday's Demolition By The Saints Is A Symphony To The Ears Of 31 NFL Fanbases

Usually we have to wait until mid-January to get this key in of mopium injected into our brains. No matter how you handicapped yesterday’s game, there is no chance you saw THAT coming.

September 16, 2024 · 1 min · 33 words · Hunter Gonzalez

The Strange Disappearance Of Jonathan Taylor: Why Did The Colts Bench Their Best Player With The Game On The Line?

This report was later confirmed after the game by Jonathan Taylor himself. So what in the hell caused arguably the best player on the team to go missing? Why have your pass catching back in at that time? Was Steichen outsmarting himself while trying to play chess with the Packer’s defense? Tyler Goodson was wide open. Don’t overthink it, just feed your best player. Not having Taylor in the game while running the speed option made ZERO sense to me....

September 16, 2024 · 1 min · 97 words · Brian Sexton

The Warriors Supposedly Have Dreams Of Adding BOTH Giannis Antetokounmpo And Jimmy Butler Within The Next Few Seasons

How do we know that? Alright, stop laughing. Having dreams is important! There’s only one problem though. That dream of acquiring Giannis? Ummm…. How exactly do they plan on doing that? OK, I’ll play along. How exactly do the Warriors plan on pulling that trade off? Then we have the other part of this dream, which is signing Jimmy Butler in 2025 free agency. Plus, I still think he ends up staying in MIA anyway....

September 16, 2024 · 1 min · 122 words · Timothy Adams

This 5-Star OL That Led His Team Onto the Field With a Waffle House Flag Needs To Receive Infinite NIL Money

1 offensive tacklein the country in the 2026 recruiting class. So this guy has more than enough talent to match the swag. This kid is a true patriot. However, I am demanding Josh Heupel and Co. do whatever it takes to land this kid. This is the kind of guy you build a program around.

September 16, 2024 · 1 min · 55 words · Ernest Miller

This Might Be The Most Grotesque, Disgusting Cut In UFC History

WARNING: This is a disgusting NSFW cut I’m about to show you. Click away now if you don’t wanna see it. Seriously, this is GROTESQUE - don’t underestimate my warning. FINAL WARNING!!! All words I would use to describe the gash on Irene Aldana’s forehead this weekend. That honestly may truly be the worst cut in UFC history. It’s so bad it makes the other bruuutal slice on her eyelid look like a little scratch....

September 16, 2024 · 1 min · 97 words · Angel Brown