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Professional sports are an entertainment product. And while the actual athleticism on display is a large portion of that entertainment, people also love storylines. It’s what drives some of the biggest leagues in the world. you should probably get people interested and invested in the players in order for them to actually care. Some leagues are great at marketing their players, and others struggle mightily. But a great storyline is always going to be like a free money printing machine....

Ive found my new public enemy. From this day forward, I am the biggest Erling Haaland hater in the world. But it didnt stop there. And you want to know the best part? He didnt even get booked! But you know who did? Haaland didnt stop there. No, he took his roid rage to Arsenal manager Mikel Arteta. The guys a complete hypocrite. I cannot wait to play these crumbs again at the Emirates....

The past 99 days have been nothing short of true bliss. Once the clock hit 0.0 on June 17th, our lives were changed forever. It’s the requirement of greatness that comes with this franchise. And here we are. In the blink of an eye, we have arrived at Media Day. This is Day 1, and the journey back up the mountain officially begins. hanging over their heads. The questions have gone from “will they ever win?...

God I grew up in the wrong religion. My gentile mind simply could not comprehend that level of wealth. Meanwhile I think I made maybeeee $250 for my conformation? Which was such a joke, by the way. The problem is that Catholics don’t know how to party. I’m not sure a career in rapping is in any of their futures, but you never know. And congrats to Shane on the Bar mitzvah....

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If you take this guy seriously and bitch about it that’s on you. It was impossible to reign him in but it was a wild ride in the moment. Dude’s completely unhinged. Check out the show:

NFL Week 3, we start with Fastest 2 minutes and then get to every game.

So as of now this Mike Tyson v Jake Paul fight is still happening. He is not benching anything close to the 500lbs hes claiming. It’s quite sad, unfortunately news is slow Tuesday so I blog. This whole fat suit gig is in response to Mike Tyson calling him fat and funky. It’s ridiculous, who knows how staged or not this event is. Tyson did look pretty live last time he fought though....

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I can’t believe what we just saw. 21/23 for 254 yards, 2 TD, with 39 more yards on the ground and another TD. Just absolutely electrifying stuff from JD, it’s hard to put into words what we just witnessed. I’m just in awe. Jayden did it all. He was breaking ankles, Throwing lasers And really just doing everything correctly. We knew the Bengals would score. We know our secondary is shaky....

I get there is nuance involved here. If you wanna say the Bengals defense sucked ass, say the Bengals defense sucked ass. He said the words. He instantly hated on JD after he put on a generational performance. He’s that guy. And besides, maybe the Bengals defense doesn’t suck, maybe Jayden really is that good. The best is is co-host laughing at him the second he said it. The most “oh man, did you hear what you just said?...

SF Standard Let me get this straight, John Mulaney said. Youre hosting a future of AI event in a city that has failed humanity so miserably? Everyone inside the auditorium at the Moscone Center groaned. So many of you feel imminently replaceable. He added, Can AI sit there in a fleece vest? Can AI not go to events and spend all day at a bar? Youre a VP of customer success?...

Just a little bit off on the prediction here. Shout out the Panthers for smoking the Raiders and still having the worst though. But, hey, best coaches the Jaguars have ever seen. That may have been the worst guess of all: Winning is now the expectation! Good news, at least Shad Khan is (PISSED!). Maybe it was the Damar Hamlin interception? All I know is, I love when a bold prediction from someone around a team goes horribly wrong....