Jake is a lucky guy. But after this week, I also think he might actually be the worst. Yesterday he dinged a woman for working at Google. She submitted an program on time and now is making a serious run for the crown. Tomorrow we’ve got much more so be sure to tune in! And catch today’s full Yak here:
We saw what happened last night and it wasn’t Joe Burrow’s fault. Can’t imagine watching my team do that. Hell, they couldn’t even force a punt. Actually, you know what? Go ahead and piss off Joe Burrow even more, I like that idea. The fact is the Bengals are back to being what we know them as. A dysfunctional franchise, making wrong decisions and losing games. Everyone assumed the Bengals would be back to being Super Bowl favorites because Joe Burrow and Ja’Marr Chase....
This album is gonna ROCK!!!!!! I can already tell from the aesthetic of it. I don’t know if this is supposed the be the soundtrack for the movie?? Or is this considered her 7th album? I am a little confused now. I love it and I am so excited to listen!
The Oakland Alameda County Coliseum is part of a multisport complex with an indoor arena next door. In 1968, it became home to the Athletics, which had relocated from Kansas City. The Oakland Alameda County Coliseum was opened in the era of multipurpose stadiums. It was round to accommodate baseball and football, but it was not necessarily best suited for either one. They played in Super Bowl II and won Super Bowl XI....
Who else does TCU have on the team? I have no idea, and I’m not sure it matters for most guys like you and me. But let’s talk ball for a second to see what the Horned Frogs are trying to avenge. TCU went 21-12 last season and missed the tournament, which was an absolute disaster. Obligatory Malcolm Smutler slide to finish things off: Go Horned Frogs go!
I mean what are we even doing here? Uhhhhh have you guys ever seen any movie ever? Nobody is just going over to Germany to get a 2nd opinion. I don’t know, man. Maybe I have too much faith in American doctors. There’s a lot of chaos going on in the NFL right now. A lot of big upsets, a lot of bad football being played, a lot of suspect officiating....
Just kidding, those two places still suck. Capitalism at its finest! But at this point in just feels like piling on baseball and the umps. Okay, I’m starting to grumble like an old dinosaur baseball writer.
Welcome to the fall everyone. And not just to the 4/5ths of the Bears offensive line pictured above. I do have some good news to report for many sad NFL fans out there. To channel my inner Ryen Russillo - Are you serious?? When big favorites lose, that means the shitty teams they played won. So - for many reading - your bum ass team skirted through somehow. The wound cuts deep....
He loves charity and he loves spite. Maybe they don’t know Portnoy that well. I can’t wait. It’s crazy that Bernstein hasn’t addressed this at all. Nothing, to my knowledge. Just hiding in plain sight waiting for the storm to blowover. It’s about to get a lot worse. I can’t wait to see the segments Producer Dave comes up with. Segment 1: why are you such a prick, Dan? Segment 2: What did Eddie ever do to you?...
It’s been just about a year now that the Celebrity Coupling From Which There is No Escape began. That was 12 long, painful, insufferable months ago. They’ve been worse than ubiquitous. They’ve been living the best lives of anyone on the planet. Everything Taylor and Travis Kelce have touched has turned toUnobtanium. They’ve put all us normies to shame. They haven’t made a mistake. Been anything other than perfectly perfect in a perfect way....
What’s that saying? The devil works hard, but Kris Jenner works harder? We may need to change it to the devil works hard, but NBA Twitter fan accounts work harder? Listen, it hasn’t been a good year for Will Levis so far. Is Levis cursed and Braun will have a generational run to another NBA title? Matching WWE belts and apartments is day 1 stuff for these sleuths. Nothing gets by them!...
Some companies just get it. Amtrak….is not one of those companies. I take Amtrak a lot. I’m a rail rider if you know what I mean. But the thing is, Amtrak has no competition in the train game. It’s them or take a bus, and buddy, I ain’t taking a bus. But unfortunately that is not possible in the USA. A mere 48 hour train ride! Every 6 months or so a tweet about high speed rail goes viral....
My brother in Christ,,, what are we trying to do here? Reason with the bull? And why are your hands out like that? We’re talking about two thousand pounds to your one-fifty. Maybe take a step back and let the professionals handle the situation? But hey, alls well that ends well. Shout out to the first responders for wrangling these beasts up without anyone getting seriously injured.
