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It’s boiling hot outside. The pads are on for the first time in months. Emotions are running high with only so many roster spots available. The quickest cheat code for that is to start up a little brouhaha during practice. You just bought yourself a few extra days at camp. Football isn’t truly back until there’s at least one scrap at an NFL training camp. So thank you to the Houston Texans on officially kicking off the 2024 football season....

What the hell man? This was a tradition in the airline industry. You know exactly who I’m talking about here. The people who didn’t understand what B32 meant. It happened basically every flight. Not to mention you might’t weed out the idiots. If I saw someone who clearly didn’t know the boarding process, I avoided sitting next to them. You know the people I’m talking about. The people who think the plane is made just for them....

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What a crazy time to be alive. The big question with this of course is how honest are they going to be? Don’t even bother making this thing if you aren’t going to give us the goods. The quality of the games was actually entertaining as hell. It was awesome (as long as you actually like the sport of basketball). So my hope is that the behind-the-scenes documentary of the Bubble is every bit as good and then some....

That first piece is Travis Konecny signing an 8-year deal to spend the majority of his career in Philly. So for the team to lock him up for 8-years as a pretty sensible AAV? That’s a massive win for Danny Briere and the gang. Don’t get me wrong, it’s not like they got a STEAL for Konecny. $70 million over 8 years is still a shit ton of money. But originally it sounded like Konecny’s camp was looking for something in that $10 million AAV range....

Part of what makes Wimbledon such a special tournament every year is the dress code. Even people who don’t follow tennis too closely know that everybody wears white at Wimbledon. It helps it stand out from the rest of the tournaments. So former Wimbledon finalist and current pickleball player Genie Bouchard is onto something here. Obviously there’s already the French Open at Rolland-Garros. Or imagine Frances Tiafoe dazzling everyone in the quarterfinals while wearing the Borat mankini....

We all know that the NFL is a copycat league. Answer: Simone Biles. Her husband is currently on the Bears.

The trend involves just a few specific moves choreographed with the songs third verse and is all over TikTok. The 43-year-old shared the simple sequence with her 8.6 million TikTok followers on July 24. Heard its a #brat summer , the California native wrote in the caption. Arite so here’s the deal in case you haven’t heard. We DO NOT do politics at Barstool SPORTS. Have Mercy indeed Uncle Jesse....

Does anyone know what Jerry Jones is saying? Because he’s all-in, but only until January 2025 and doesn’t care about the future. Go ahead and risk losing some key players, that’s how you’re all-in baby. Was he half-in, not all-in? Honestly, this is my favorite clip that will happen in the football world for months. Might not get topped this season. That is until the Cowboys do something so hilariously stupid that it blows up their entire season....

You hire Jim Harbaugh to 1) win, 2) deliver quotes like this. They go hand-in-hand the more I think about it. Can’t have Harbaugh out here just saying it’s fun or good to put on helmets. Say what you want about the guy but all he does is have success. National championship at Michigan. Took the 49ers to a Super Bowl. Had Stanford going 12-1 in his last season there....

The most powerful man on Earth is no longer part of our future. And hope that we can get back to achieving the greatness we used to enjoy. I’m talking of course about the 2024 New England Patriots. In a year of tumultuous change, one thing will always remain the same. I’ll be here for you. –Though it’s fair to ask how many other people will be. Granted, the two practices they’ve held so far have been midweek affairs with cloudy skies threatening rain....

Some people may struggle on land but are far more successful in water. They may be uncoordinated walking around but once they get around H2O, they acquire the proverbial sea legs. Mintzy is not one of those people. He’s somehow even more of a mess when in a river. When we do Rat Race, we have physical challenges we call Rat Traps. They have to complete the challenge to continue the race....

I don’t know if the Raiders know they kinda stink, but I admire it. But lost in this all is Mahomes can be a lunatic. Still an elite celebration that should never be punished. I gotta hand it to the Raiders though. They are getting me to care about a future Raiders/Chiefs game in the summer. I rarely would say that. Sure, I’d always watch but between the Mahomes Rules and this I gotta see what happens....