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Maybe because so much of the news is consumed by Russia/Ukraine and Israel/Gaza. But it just doesn’t seem like we talk nearly as much about China these days. Maybe I’m off base here and just not as tuned in, but I think I’m right. Either way, the Olympics are always better when you have legitimate rivalries fueling the fire. USA and Jamaica have a rivalry in track that is based purely on performance....

Let’s just get it out–there aren’t many white corners in the NFL. Barely any, to be exact. So the injury would slow down his development, but the Eagles still have high hopes for the kid. That might be all out the window now after watching his performance at the Eagles rookie talent show. It’s not like a lineman going up there and being able to belt out some Luke Combs....

Add Lincoln Riley to the list of people trying to absolutely RUIN college football. This money-grubbing, carpetbagging, loser is ready to drop Notre Dame. I’ve been banging the drum against this college football realignment for years now. Doesn’t want to play ND because ND has won 5 of the last 6. Sad day when USC is too chicken shit to play a real schedule. Now they’re ready to tuck and run for good....

Sidewalks are for pedestrians. I really shouldn’t be. Amazon is responsible for breaking up Inside The NBA. Maybe I install a Viet Cong spike trap on my front porch. Maybe Wile E. Coyote is sitting a top my roof with a large anvil. It kinda looks like a road right? Like one of those little narrow roads you see along highways. You see them all the time. And I don’t see anybody walking there....

VIVA TV - Ep 50 | Big Cat & PFT spend $5,000 on basketball lessons from an NBA Superstar, Jersey Jerry snaps on a coworker for cutting him off in the parking lot & Marty Mush throws out the first pitch at the Chicago Cubs game.

I dont hate a little spritz on the backside when Im in the heat of battle on the porcelain. There are much shittier (get it?) pointless inventions out there. I really don’t get lights that turn off automatically. Theyre pointless in any room but actually cause a pressing issue in bathrooms. Its not the mom and pop shop up the street that has them (they have morals). Siri has been a huge dud too....

“Or,Faster, Higher, Stronger Together when it’s kicking around the house and speaking English. It’s the oldest motivation in all of human existence. And has been the sole purpose of the Olympics since ancient Greece. My answer is always the same: too right it is. Women from all the countries of the world: muscular, virile, athletic and oozing oestrogen. I spent so much time in a state of lust that I could have passed out....

Truly elite cooking and it’s $10 for three tacos. Where is the Geoguessr guy when we need him? Capitalism at its finest.

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Can he turn around the Razorbacks around to save his job? Let’s take a look at the key questions facing Arkansas in 2024. And those are exactly where the Hogs struggled last season behind an awful offensive line. It must be a cold day in hell in other news. To fix the offensive line, the Hogs went hard at the transfer portal. Will that be enough? Only time will tell but I have serious doubts....

On one hand I really appreciate this. I want shit talking or little jabs at a minimum. On the other hand Bengals fans losing their goddamn mind over this is driving me insane. I’m also very vocal about how annoying I think Bengals fans are. I know you could say be around any fanbase long enough and you’ll think the same. Like I said, that matters to me. Is it dumb to not say Patrick Mahomes name?...

Well I’ll be damned. Let me begin by saying it’s not even a contest who has the best nickname on Team USA. Slim Reaper is the obvious choice. Not The King, not The Process, not The Brow, not Chef Curry etc. Its cool to have a nickname somebody else gave to you. Its kind of weird if you make your own nickname up. But to have that out there, I guess, is cool....

Maybe even 8 years ago. That would be Michelle Jenneke. We all know Michelle Jenneke, she’s an Internet legend. If you somehow don’t, allow me to introduce you. That’s right, the shimmy pregame routine the whole world knows. Forget LeBron’s chalk or the Bulls intro or anything else like that. In the mid-2010s it was the Michelle Jenneke shimmy. Everyone found a way to lock in for Jenneke races. Well, you know what?...