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THAT is fucking showmanship folks.

Ladies and gentleman, welcome to the New Age of College Football. All while still racking up the offers and taking visits to schools like Texas as recent as Thursday. And we’ve still got an entire school year left! If I was a betting man, I’d say he ends up atAuburn, Alabama, LSU. And they’re not even in his Top 5! This is how College Football works nowadays and it absolutely sucks....

For sure, you might laugh at the Olympics for having some ridiculous sports. But as you ridicule these laughable competitions, do not include Table Tennis. The Sport of Kings. The ultimate test of physical fitness. And the Sport of Kings has its unquestioned Queen. Still slaying on the table. Striking fear into the hearts of her opponents. Suddenly, Ni Xia Lian felt … the full weight of a nation on her shoulders....

Having fights happen at 5 am local time might not be the best move. At UFC 304 the local crowd was either napping or drinking for 10+ hours. There’s something about England and chairs. When the hometown dude doesn’t win it’s a recipe for disaster. His neck could have easily broken and been paralyzed from the neck down. It’s wild he is still alive. People have been paralyzed by less on live TV and this could have been so bad....

This is just so weird. Bill Maher is supposed to be one of the most talented political pundits of his generation. I mean I listened to some of the clips. Still, Hailey Welch is struggling to do that after her original catch phrase. She was shown onscreen at this country concert and no one cared. She’s now also making an only fans jot down thing which isn’t only fans. No idea what that exactly means but they are def paying her....

He admits it isn’t a large boat, but thinks it can fit 15+ people on it. We found out the max weight of the boat is 750 lbs. However, when we added up everyone’s weight on The Yak, we got to about 2,000 lbs. Do you think we’ll end up sinking this thing? We definitely won’t lose his remote either. Check out today’s full Yak here:

So what did the White Sox get in return? Well at a glance this is 3 players for 3 players. But itshouldhave been more. So like…wtf is this? So right off the bat, that’s a failure by the White Sox front office, IMO. They should have brought backsomethingfrom the Cardinals. That’s not to say the rest of the prospect package they returned is full of trash. It just isn’t near deep enough if there isn’t a decent headliner....

Winning is a habit. It becomes a way of life. If there’s one thing that winners do, it’s win. Jason Kelce is a winner. If football were in the Olympics, he’d be a 4x gold medalist by now. But alas, the rest of the world is Charmin Ultra Soft. So Jason Kelce will instead just have to settle for taking down Olympic athletes in arm wrestling matches. His first victim in Paris was US women’s rugby sevens player Nicole Heavirland....

Let’s not act like you were unaware that the girl could play. They were: 1. Cheryl Reeve absolutely hates her, and it’s the most obvious thing in the world 3. Well that’s just about the craziest stat I’ve ever seen. Not good enough for the Olympics though! Well, now she is. But after 12 it wasn’t even a discussion. I wish Caitlin would stop taking the high road just one time in her life....

Welcome back to Dumping Them Out. The first ever Summer Olympics edition of the Dumping Them Out blog series. The Paris 2024 Olympics. The Paris Dumping Them Out Summer Olympics 2024 extravaganza. That it what this is. I always try my best to keep up with the Olympics. It’s always hard. Especially when they’re happening halfway across the world. But I think she did well, right? I saw that she had a crazy good vault score....

There’s only one thing worse than drafting a fantasy football player who’s a complete bust. And that’s drafting a troll. Not the case with the trolls. Or not start him. I can finally say once and for all I’m ready to move on. So who’s it going to be this year? Who’s going to be my next future ex-fantasy partner for life? Let’s run through some names of the bad boys we know we should stay away from....

Who’s back of the week including Urban Meyer and his new spanish beer(00:30:39-00:47:58). We finish the show with Mt Rushmore of after school snacks(01:33:51-01:55:29).

Terrible take saying he has his priorities in line. What is Geno doing off the field? First of all I just don’t believe anyone that says they just cut it out cold turkey. I need my quarterback to get home and watch the Sopranos to get his mind off of football. I know my guy Danny Dimes is watching some TV after a game and relaxing. Also, does Geno not watch any film or does that not count as a TV?...