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Previously, Part 7: To the Victor Go the Spoils (even in high school baseball)… Coach glanced up at me when I walked in but waited for me to speak before he said anything. I could tell he didn’t want to or wasn’t ready to talk baseball. Then the room became strangely silent, so I said,“See you after school, Coach. Another big game this afternoon…“And then I left… On Page 2, on theHigh Schoolspage, under the headingBaseball, we finally got the headline....

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BANG BANG GEORGES NIANG!!! Now there’s a man who is always welcomed back to The City Of Brotherly Love. And you gotta love the different perspective he gives to the entire situation. Good for Georges for giving his perspective of the entire sad ass saga. Damn you, Ben Simmons. The man - while healthy (albeit both “Mentally and “Physically”) - can ball. There’s no denying that. He was the #1 overall pick and All-Star selection for a reason....

Just wall to wall girls, booze, and debauchery. Last week I revealed that because I dont drink (nerd. I realized shortly after that I sounded A LOT like the 40-Year-Old Virgin when describing it. We both dedicate our weekends to a specific foodand have zero chance of having sex. I say this but in reality Im selling my weekends short. Theyre honestly much cooler than that. Its MUCH cooler when I spell it all out like that....

On Draft Day, everybody sees who their team picks. All of those things are awesome and are fun ways for fans to feel involved in the Draft process. This is an absolute must watch for any hardcore NFL fan, whether you like the Bucs or not.

You will behave or we will get off! the flight crew member bellows in now-viral footage captured by another passenger. I dont want no bullying against my crew! Be quiet … or youre getting off. No one deals with more shit in their profession other than literal plumbers. They smile, show you to your seat, and ask you what snack you want. Baby girl, throw a sweater on and shut the fuck up....

Usually, afterwards they apologize. Another despicable display by the French. For example, for this years Olympics, France decided to make their pool .75 meters shallower than normal. And as we all know, American swimmers are famously great deep water swimmers. I hope that’s ok with you). Skip ahead to the 4:50 second mark of the video for the crying incident. It took me a second to figure out what exactly happened here....

I honestly can’t believe something like this was able to happen at Alabama under Nick Saban’s watch. And in that particular game, Amari Cooper finished with 10 catches for 201 yards and three touchdowns. That’s a nice safety blanket to have. This just shows you the ridiculous amount of talent Alabama has had for the last 15 years.

Well…this sucks. I wanted to see Caleb take at least one series in this game. Probably the smart thing to do though. Which then I guess you could argue…why have preseason games at all? I just want the season to start. I am mentally ready for football. I wanted to see Caleb Williams in uniform. Thank god Hard Knocks will give us enough of a taste to hold us over until week 1....

The biggest highlight from Day 1 was on the final hole of the day. That’s golf for you. However, the golf broadcasting this year is not done. Introducing The Creator Classic… This is going to be a fun and unique event. Looking forward to calling all of the action at East Lake before the Tour Championship.

Not sympathy, mind you. This moment called for revulsion. Excruciating levels of second hand embarrassment. I consider myself a man of few regrets. But one I do have is that never in my life have I gotten a foul ball. Yet tragically, I’ve never come closer than three or four seats. And I will probably take that regret to my grave. He was front row. It came right to him....

There is no coach in America on a hotter seat entering this fall than Florida’s Billy Napier. The Gators collapsed down the stretch in 2023 dropping their final 5 games to finish 5-7. This is totally unacceptable at Florida whose fans are spoiled and used to winning big. Sounds easy enough, right? This schedule is MURDER but there are still reasons for optimism. Let’s break down the key questions facing the Gators....

Laser tag ruled as a kid, and it still does. It’s like you’re dropping with the boys in a real life Call Of Duty video game. There was no better place than X-Site. This place made you print your own laser tag ID card to carry around. Shocker, no one really cares about laser tag, so I was able to rack up the points. Laser tag at least has team strategy and endurance, meanwhile both sports require accuracy and ridiculous outfits....