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On Episode 516 of Spittin Chiclets, the guys are joined by the newly signedBrock Faber. He discusses the ups and downs of a successful rookie year.

The service may even seek to get some of its money back. A titan on social media, Johnson has 396 million followers on Instagram. I can smell what the Rock is cooking and it ain’t a boost in recruiting for the Army. This is super disappointing to see all around. Number one, it hurts to see my beloved Army struggling to hit recruitment numbers. Those folks just need exposure to why it would benefit them to join....

We know about the twisties from the last Olympics and the Simone Biles redemption tour. Yesterday was a good reminder that we’re watching dominance in gymnastics. The team competition wasn’t even close, just an easy win for the USA. I can’t sit here and explain what makes them dominant. You think my old ass can do a flip in the air? I don’t think so. All I know is they fly around in the air, stick landings and win gold....

Those winning emails must expire at some point. I’d be livid. There has to be a lawsuit there. I’d be lawyering up immediately. It’s a social experiment of sorts. Here’s how it goes. First, I send out a series of those Nigerian Prince emails. Something along those lines. I’m still workshopping the email but you get the point. I send it out to thousands of people. Everyone with a brain assumes it’s just another classic Nigerian Prince scam....

And now we stop the shit right in the tracks. Look, every solid MLB team doesn’t slay through 162 games without a rough patch. This season, especially. The Yankees just had a stretch run of supreme shit before they came to Philly. Now some Fightins faithful are shaking in their ballsacks because of a rough stretch. Keep it in the pants, people. This team still has the best record in baseball and will be in the postseason contending for a title....

Kid needs to learn some RESPECT! Credit to Marv for being such the professional he is. Did you see the kid not get a reaction the first time so he doubled down with another one? I would’ve snatched that motherfucker back before the kid could even get the final syllable out.

I’ve mentioned here before about how Brazil has long been regarded as a hotbed of UFO activity. Well here’s something they won’t be able to cover up. The curious scene is said to have been filmed this past Sunday in the city of Curitiba. Unless this guy hanging out in Curitiba, Brazil is working with a Marvel-sized special effects budget. Which tells me it’s just what was hovering in the skies over Curitiba....

I’m the reason “people are being put in internment camps.” For whatever reason, it went to the front page of Reddit yesterday. Where of course, it found a third, fourth, and fifth wind. And then it was ripped to Twitter. By two prominent voices from the gun community, Mr. Lead_Flinger and Ms. Kerry Slone. I want no smoke with the gun folks. You guys know me: I don’t mind guns....

The claws are out!! The olympians are fighting!!! You’d think that would be it! This is Girl World. With the good, comes the bad, and we’ve got some girl on girl crime brewing. I, for one, am shocked. Not the move girl!! Take it from me!! You lost, doll. It happens to the best of us!

The second half of Day 8 is here, with some monster events for Team. As for the Gold Medal count? Now, they take on South Sudan, looking to all but lock up their group. Remember what happened last time these two teams played? Everyone farted and shitted their pants over this meaningless game. Could he have played Tatum? To me, no. THAT IS SCARY FOR EVERYONE. CAN USA MEN GYMNASTS KEEP UP GOOD FORTUNE?...

My friends, the nation is healing. This was not onlyhismoment, it was one for our country. Every word, every motion, every gesture was spot on. You would’ve thought that Kendrick himself was rapping that song. Also, notice how I didn’t mention politics in this blog? (Although I guess I just did?) That’s because some things are bigger than politics.

The answer is the Guardians. That too would be the Guardians. So I think my point is pretty clear: Cleveland has a great baseball team this year. Lane has regressed to having 8 home runs and a .253/.331/.407 line. Oh, he hasn’t pitched 1 inning this entire season. Maybe he’s well rested? And look, again, both moves actually do make sense to me. I’m happy he’s here. But my biggest problem is not these two, it’s…....

No time for major changes when you only have 20 practices to get ready! So why would they be dismissing their QB coach……? Hmmmmm….worked for Harbaugh at Michigan. And a report comes out on Monday saying the NCAA is wrapping up their investigation into Michigan . And then this guy gets fired from Central Michigan on the very next day? Do you think, no never mind. Do you think this could possibly be, no, not a chance....