Last week after our big set at The Laugh Factory, we decided to rate each other’s performances. I gave White Sox Dave a fairly harsh 0.8/10. He did not agree one bit, but maybe other people thought he crushed it. Nick asked him to grade everyone’s performance. I’m glad somebody neutral backed me up on that. Unfortunately, we had Dan trigger the gauntlet today and Jeff D. Lowe’s record was within reach....
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Listen, it’s a quiet Saturday on the Internet. This video is going viral today and I can’t stop watching. I tried finding out where this was, but it wouldn’t surprise me if it were NYC. The worst part about this cringe fest is what was the other dude supposed to do? Keep talking and get tossed around by a guy quadruple his size? Did bro think he was Homelander? I gotta tip my cap where it’s due, his acting acumen is no joke....
Just absolutely zero regard for his own property. The dunking of the sunglasses was so perfectly hilarious. He has no idea what happened.
To all skeet skeet mother fuckers, all skeet skeet God damn! I have two words for you: Vincent Hancock. Conner Lynn Prince from THE United States of America. Before you Google, Who is Conner Lynn Prince?, dont worry, I did that for you. He is the Karate Kid to Hancocks Mr. Miyagi. Apologies to the rest of the world, American skeet is here to stay.
The Mets got the hint real quick and walked him throughout their recent two meetings. Seems like no one did though. Baltimore, Tampa, Boston, Philly, and Toronto all recently decided it was worth the gamble. That’s what Judge did today in the first inning against Jose Berrios. Absolutely stupid that he hit that out. Thought he for sure got jammed and that would at best dunk in between the left and center fielders....
Titmus pushed her, but when Ledecky turned on the jets it was all over. Her records in the 1500m and 800m are just fucking absurd. Fastest Women’s 800m Times Ever: 1. Ledecky Fastest Women’s 1500m Times Ever: 17. That’s a ridiculous statement to even comprehend. Usain Bolt should have 9 total Gold Medals. In my eyes, he’s right there behind Michael Phelps. Will this be it for Katie Ledecky?
As a wise man once said, true love is hard to find. Tennis players Tomas Machac and Katerina Siniakova had been dating since they met on tour back in 2020. She’s a decorated doubles player, having won 9 slam titles in her career. That changed this year, only snag was that they broke up just before the tournament got going. Instead of bailing, they decided to stick with it and go for gold....
Love this move by Amon-Ra St. Brown. Dude signed a 4-year $120 million contract this offseason with $77 million being guaranteed. Breaking news here, but that’s a shit ton of money. He puts up a house for Jahmyr Gibbs. It’s not an insane reach either. I know only 3 people have done it before, but Gibbs should get more touches this year. He’s better than David Montgomery and it feels like Campbell will actually trust him more this year....
Man, fuck this disease. Seeing people struggle with ALS absolutely shatters the heart. I met him once in either 2009 or 2010 at a Buffalo Wild Wings near Hoffman Estates. It wasn’t an event or anything. He was just hanging out with some friends watching the Bulls playoff series. He was exactly what you’d want. The punch in of guy who seems like he could’ve just as easily been in the WWE....
Basically, exactly what we all expected to happen. Jrue Holiday didn’t play today due to a rolled ankle and the defense didn’t skip a beat. That’s pretty scary. This win did a good job of showcasing what makes Team USA so devastating. Early, it was an completely balanced attack. If the first half was about balance, the second half was all about Anthony Edwards. This wasn’t a situation where Ant was forcing things and ruining the offense with isolation....
It’s Saturday, anddespite what the naysayers might believe, this blog series is just starting to heat up.For Part Four, we are going with all American ladies as a reminder to the world that we still run shit. UNITED STATES OF AMERICA - SYNDEY MCLAUGHLIN - Track & Field UNITED STATES OF AMERICA - TRIITY RODMAN - Soccer UNITED STATES OF AMERICA - ALEX WALSH - Swimming UNITED STATES - CHARLEY HULL - Golf
And just for the record, this isn’t a dig at the Bears. At least they are doing something. What are we doing here? Yes, grown men were showed how to use a rig specifically engineered to be intuitively used by kindergarteners. And tougher when you merelypretendto use a football in the demo. And what exactly are we learning here in this drill anyway? This isn’t baseball. Having your quarterbacks practice how to slide is like having calculus students practice drawing numbers....
