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I apologize for the two-week lapse. After two long days in a crowded ER, we got a room in the hospital. I spent nights on a chair by my wife’s side. I’m back to being her caregiver, a full-time job I take very seriously. But don’t let my personal drama prevent you from catching up on this blog series. It’s all here for you. Don’t fight him!" It turns out the only thing that’sa day at the beachis… a day at the beach....

Do you remember the day this story came out? It was perhaps the most insane week in the history of college football. If it wasn’t, Central Michigan would’ve shot down the allegation within 2 seconds. Would’ve showed the lookalike on their staff and moved on with their day. But they didn’t. Now why was that? But then for the last 10 months, we’ve apparently just forgotten about this. No one has demanded answers from Michigan or Central Michigan (except me)....

All except one thing a gold medal at the Olympics. It’s something he wanted BADLY. At the beginning of the year Djokovic made it clear that his number one priority was the gold. Things got a little tricky at the French Open though after he fucked up his knee and needed surgery. Crazy enough, he hadn’t won a title all year entering this tournament. He entered the match as a hefty underdog by his standards (+180)....

Welcome back to another episode of Dumping Them Out. I was at a bar for a friend’s going away party. It was an “all you might drink for 40 dollars” situation, so I was well lubricated. Lubricated enough to think this was a clever trivia question to pose to Twitter. Nobody was even close to answering correctly. But at the same time, I still think it’s gettable. The prize is now up to $32....

I was right all along. 5 coaches committed Level 1 violations including the head man himself? It’s a wrap. Even Ray Charles could see that they’re all implicated. I’m so excited for the punishment.

Uh oh, the United States woke up on Saturday! They won 5 Gold Medals, and also did this… Regardless, the United States is in great shape. Let’s look ahead to Day 12… THE GREATEST 100m OF ALL-TIME? It produces countless moments of awe, madness, and amazingness. It’s dead silent. you’re able to hear a pin drop in the arena. Then, the gun goes off, and it is an explosion of sound....

Scottie Scheffler has won $28,148,691 in 2024, including putting on a Green Jacket at Augusta. He’s won countless more millions, another Green Jacket, and even won the Ryder Cup. But have you ever seen emotion like this on his face? It just means more when it comes to the Olympics, and representing your country. This all just means so much more than money and the awards of normal competition. SIDE NOTE:How great has Olympic Golf been?...

Remember when people said that Stalions was a lone wolf? Even this report says they can’t for sure prove that other coaches knew. Or else why would he delete the texts? On the very day the report came out, too! It’s so clear that even Stevie Wonder could see it. And now I demand that the NCAA release these messages. This is no longer a College Football issue, this is a National Security issue....

On the other side, good luck trying to figure out how that shakes out. But around here, we don’t really care about the rest of the field.

HOLY SHIT NOAH LYLES DID IT. I can barely breathe while typing this, I’m shaking from that race. The overhead shot is wild… Take a look at the margin… That has to be gut-wrenching for Kishane Thompson. The final margin was FIVE HUNDRETHS OF A SECOND. Tough one for Diffey, but he did redeem himself after once the photo finish was confirmed. Noah Lyles will start hitting the track over the next few days for the 200m (his better race!...

So we finally had an important basketball game at the Olympics. Serbia vs South Sudan. Winner moved on guaranteed, South Sudan needed to keep it within 3 to advance. That’s a firm stance that I will never change from. Also count me in for Royal Ivey being an NBA head coach in the future. Look, South Sudan is legit. They pushed the US in the exhibition and had a chance to advance at the Olympics....

So good for this guy I guess.

Streaky hitting, lazy defense, mental lapses, and clueless base running will get you feeling that way. Unfortunately the bad rears its ugly head more often than you’d like. Gleyber’s lackluster way of playing baseball has gone unchecked for years, until just recently. His bat responded and he went on a bit of a tear, but the defensive miscues continued. Would it kill the guy to run to first and see what happens with the play?...