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A full month before the postseason officially begins. And look at that reaction from the crowd. And props to the Phillies for stepping up and completing their mission. Also, Matt Olsen going yam 2x wasn’t exactly ideal, either. Sorry about that one, Blooper. Even Orlando Arcia was doing his cringe shit - AGAIN - as the Braves took a 4-0 lead. And then Nick Castellanos stepped up for the W in the very next inning....

Johnny Gaudreau was just 31-years-old. His younger brother Matthew was 29. Anytime anyone that young has their life tragically cut short is heartbreaking. It doesn’t matter if they’re a professional athlete, celebrity, public figure, or anything. But what makes deaths like these so soul shattering is the fact that it feels like everybody knew them. He played with an infectious smile that was stapled to his face every time he touched the ice....

ICYMI, there is a new Star Wars underworld game that came out. And I’ll tell you what, I saw it getting SLAMMED in pre-release. I got an early copy and I’m happy to report thatthose reports are wrong. O I had set a reasonable expectation for this game. That is, more or less,exactlywhat it is. A pretty simple stealth game with lots of side missions, explorable areas and customization. If people were expecting RDR2, that’s on them....

We have a HUGE weekend of sports ahead of us. But thats later on. Not an easy sentence to key in. And, as is so often the case, she found some comfort through music… Particularly music that just so happened to mention her unique name. So whether this season your household will be screaming,Go Irish!… Or,Roll Tide!… Or,Gig em!… Or,Hook em, Horns!… Or,Hotty Totty, Gosh Almighty!… Maybe we should also take a second to say,Rest in peace, Delilah....

But to my dad, it wasn’t as much about the grill as it was about the technique. My Dad was agrillmaster. My dad wouldn’t start cooking until every briquet turned white. Sometimes it was like,“Hurry the fuck up, Dad. “But you couldn’t budge him or throw him off his grill game. He was incredibly disciplined. He always chose a good name brand charcoal briquet. His preference wasKingsford, the one withmesquite....

Another dicey one would be requesting a list of all of the girls who liked you throughout your life. Theres no way in which hearing about this list ends well. As far as Im concerned I dont want to hear about either of these possibilities. That is unless knocking boots is permitted in heaven. Someday in the near future people will be sharing jerkoff stats like its a Spotify Wrapped....

So while I was scrolling Twitter during my second shit this morning, I stumbled across this one. Now don’t get me wrong, the Clark vs. Reese storyline is as good as it gets. And I’m not even talking about in women’s sports. Nope, the CHEAPEST ticket for tonight is $161 before fees… Sheeeeesh. And I was still going to pay it, too! Until I saw this news…. I guess I’m just going to have to settle for the Caitlin vs....

We abandoned KC and headed for Kirksville, MO, home of the purple wearing Truman State Bulldogs. He said he would not enable that stupid joke. Agreeing to take that picture, according to Klemmer, would be like buying [me] heroin. Not many students were around, but the purple university banners gave us a spark of hope. Sweet victory all thanks to this man. I asked Klemmer if he rocks with Migos....

Impractical Jokers,Punk’d,Candid Camerahave NOTHING on this show. Oh, football is back? Who cares about the most popular sport in America? We’ve got all the entertainment we need withScare Tacticsmaking its return to tv, BABY! What a win for USA online grid. One prank show, any day, any time (except for two weeks in March). It’s the only time I enjoy being in a crowded movie theater. Bringing backScare Tacticsdoesn’t have the same gravitas as the classic series, so there should be no pressure....

Just a tremendous burst of speed, and athleticism. I absolutely love the announcer saying shoe bottoms. College football is so back !

You just can’t. That’s more embarrassing than losing 100-0, at least then you make history. Now you look like quitters. North American (again, somehow a real college) got paid to go lose to Stephen F. Austin. Show some competitive spirit. I want to know what the conversation was like at halftime here. We saw this play out when Coach Eric Taylor took over East Dillon and quit at halftime. That eventually led to a shockingly perfect turnaround and playing for state titles....

The foreign language highlight call simply never fails. These amigos can make every single play mundane play into a must-watch highlight. In fact, screw it. I need mi amigos announcing every aspect of my life. Taking a piss in the morning would be more enthralling than a Tarantino film. Spanish announcers, man. The Simpsons, per usual, knew it before anyone else. Now let us relive the magic of the Double Doink…en Espanol....

The Photos…. God I love it. Imagine the panic once they realized the car had started rolling. **Extreme Philly accent. The fuckin car is rollin'! Lemme pull out or we’re going inta da Schuylkill!" What a disgustingly delightful scene that must’ve been. No charges have been filed so far, which I think is the right move. Embarrassment is enough of a punishment. As is being submerged in the shit-filled Schuylkill river....