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August 30, 2024 · 1 min · 185 words · Andrea Howell

Did Klemmer Assault Someone While Buying A Purple Hat?

Chris Klemmer is on his tour across the USA to get a purple hat in every state. Our mid-40s friend was a bit uptight today. He was so crusty that he outright refused Brandon to join his Ninja Turtles tattoo group. Be sure to get a Yak purple hat: And catch the full Yak here:

August 30, 2024 · 1 min · 55 words · Tyler Harris

Frank Walks Season 2 Premier with Marcus Freeman Presented by BodyArmor

Notre Dame is expected to be a big part of the playoff chase. Freeman enters his third season as the head coach of the Fighting Irish. Notre Dame has won bowl games in his first two seasons, finishing 10-3 after going 9-4 in 2022. The game against Army is celebrating the 100th Anniversary of the Fourhorseman Game.

August 30, 2024 · 1 min · 57 words · Bryan Wolf

Happy 30th Birthday To Oasis' Masterpiece Debut Album, "Definitely Maybe"

August 29th, 1994. A date that marked a major coming of age for every Oasis fan worldwide. The day Britpop’s crown jewels unleashed their debut album,Definitely Maybe, upon the world. Thirty years later, its anthemic melodies and swaggering spirit still reverberate as powerfully as ever. Throw us a watch, a like, and a follow if you would kind sir. It became the soundtrack to my adolescence. I can still vividly remember the first time I heard “Supersonic”....

August 30, 2024 · 3 min · 487 words · Suzanne Smith

Have To Respect The Hell Out Of Ja'Marr Chase For Reportedly Wanting Exactly One Penny More Than Justin Jefferson On His New Contract

Goddamnit, I have no choice here. I love this move. They also are both awesome, there I said it. Two players are in fact really, really good at what they do. So that’s why this move is even funnier. Again, it’s a weird situation because Chase has 2 years left on his contract. Usually we see this when there’s one year left. But, hey, go get paid. Not my team, not my problem....

August 30, 2024 · 1 min · 163 words · David Chandler

HERO BALL: Deuce McBride Hit A Shot From Wayyy Downtown In Front Of Hundreds Of People To Win A West Virginia Student Free College Tuition

I’m just gonna go ahead and say that Deuce McBride has the Clutch Gene. I can’t even fathom what it’s like being the kid Deuce hit that shot for either. Athletes get put on a pedestal all the time. But Deuce McBride is a legitimate hero for sinking that shot.

August 30, 2024 · 1 min · 50 words · Julie Neal

I Hadn't Been To DC Since 8th Grade And I Gotta Say(And Speaking of Rocking......)

They’re gonna be awesome. Oh, and if we haven’t hit your town yet, don’t worry! More tour stuff will be announced soon. (We’re opening up for Oasis on the reunion tour.)

August 30, 2024 · 1 min · 31 words · Kelly Hammond

I Personally Guarantee Ohio State Will Go 12-0 This Season. If They Lose A Game, I Will....

Look I’m not the biggest Michelle Obama fan but she does have a point here. The person who thinks he can and the person who thinks he can’t are both right. And if you don’t believe in yourself, then who else will? I am calling my shot that Ohio State is going 12-0 this football season. Shout out to Mel Tucker. Northwestern: Nick wanted me to pay tuition for a kid to attend there....

August 30, 2024 · 1 min · 166 words · Lisa Harper

It Is The Year Of Our Lord, 2024, And Notre Dame Is About To Go UNDefeated

hit play below Dear Faithful, Welcome back to our annual tradition. College Football is upon us once again, but this year feels different. Notre Dame has always been an Independent, but now more than ever. NIL, transfer portal, Conference Expansion and realignment, and expanded playoffs. Being an Independent used to be about playing a national schedule and having autonomy. Now being an Independent is about values. College Football has become a behemoth screaming “MONEY, POWER, GREED”....

August 30, 2024 · 3 min · 439 words · Sarah Velazquez

MACtion Is Back In Full Effect … Bowling Green Opens The Year On A Kickoff Return To The House

Anyone over 50 years old loves to remind you that Vince Lombardi was a Fordham product. Whats MACtion you ask? Oh just the most absurd plays and events ever. Were so fucking back baby!! !

August 30, 2024 · 1 min · 35 words · Patrick Montgomery

Mike McDaniel, AKA The Slim Pimp, Signs New Contract with the Dolphins

CHECK YOUR PULSE!!! FUCK YES, FIRE ME THE FUCKK UP, THE MIAMI DOLPHINS FOR ONCE DIDN’T FUCK IT UP. God, I love Mike McDaniel. When he first arrived in Miami, he looked like your typical skinny Ivy League nerd. Ill say it againI absolutely love this man. Being a Dolphins fan this offseason has been an emotional rollercoaster, to say the least. It was painful, gut-wrenching even. McDaniel isnt just a coach; hes a visionary....

August 30, 2024 · 1 min · 148 words · Alicia Jackson

Minnesota Celebrated Missing the Potential Game-Winning Field Goal by Shooting Off Fireworks Anyway

This simply can’t happen. The rest of y’all aren’t built like that. When you lose a game at home, you have to just sit there in silence and take it. Let the band pack it up and definitely verify nobody is hitting the victory fireworks button. Tough start to the season for everyone in Minneapolis.

August 30, 2024 · 1 min · 55 words · Mackenzie Moore

Minnesota's Potential Game-Winning Field Goal Takes a Right Turn in the Air To Cap a Brutal Loss as Time Expires

North Carolina tried everything in its power to hand this game to Minnesota on a silver platter. Every law of football karma dictated Minnesota was to win that game. And then the kick just took a right-hand turn in midair. I’m glad we got a stupid ending on Night 1, though. We’re back, baby.

August 30, 2024 · 1 min · 54 words · Ryan Perkins