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Am I the crazy person here or is it everyone else?". This is one of those times. This is the general sentiment online Well guess what…that clip made me FUCKING HATE CJ Stroud. Oh what a fucking revelation. “stop taking those hits”. “Clean up those mistakes”. Oh wow, what savy advice from an established veteran! No shit, dude. Nobody wants to get kicked in the teeth for three hours straight....

Sorry, I’m going off the rails here. Folks, I don’t like this idea…..I LOVE IT. No, I don’t want corporations writing million dollar checks to 18 year olds. Anyways, final point: NIL sucks. Do you think we’ll ever go back to the way it was? Probably not all the way back, but something has to change, right? DJ U would just need to rebuttal to get your bread up, poor boy....

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It’s not great that Don Sweeney hasn’t been able to sign their No. 1 goalie, even after he dealt Linus Ullmark on checks notes June 24th. The Bruins unfortunately were strapped by the cap and hoped it wouldn’t effect contract negotiations the following year. They traded Ullmark to make more room and effectively made Swayman the guy. It’s not Swayman’s fault he’d like to be paid like it. I’ll never fault a player for trying to get their bag....

Kirk Cousins is back after he silences Philadelphia on Monday Night. Max was in attendance and has a report card from the Linc on this years Eagles team. Max and Memes attempt to negotiate a trade. Bryce Young is out as QB1 in Carolina. Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Ben Simmons being back to all star caliber based on his offseason workouts. We finish with listener submitted pardon your takes

Jose Altuve made a giant mistake tonight and it had nothing to do with baseball. There’s some creep out there who would have doubled his salary to see an exclusive feet pic. Bro just gave it away on his size 7s just to argue a non-foul ball call. Gonna be some horny people online tonight getting all the zoom-ins their heart desires. To be fair, he was very right. Terrible call by the umpire....

I miss the Brandon Walker College Football Show with Brandon Walker. It was a call-in show and he would get prank calls fairly frequently. They always proved to be great clips. Well yesterday, Brandon admitted he liked one product that a local Aldi’s had. Aldi’s is arguably the saddest grocery store on the planet. It was a natural spot to rib Big Customer. But it was also a great spot for a deez nuts joke....

Is nothing sacred anymore? Is the ‘Stinkin Sentra’ contest not immune to controversy and possible cheating allegations? I’ve checked with my sources in Oklahoma and they can confirm this is in fact not fake. These are real allegations. If you ain’t cheatin to get a new car, you ain’t tryin. It’s all about figuring out how to get one up on your opponent. you might leave food in the car while you’re sitting there, fair game....

It can’t be easy when your entire existence essentially gets turned into a meme. I’d imagine mostly for worse. Not many people can handle the amount of negative attention that something like that would draw in. But to Rebecca Black’s credit, she seems to be doing great. Surely there’s no other, or two other, reasons to be writing this blog right now. 13 years later and it’s safe to say the song has gotten better with age....

And so it has begun. Danny Amendola’s inexorable assault on post-football greatness has taken its first steps. The ones where it borders on elder abuse. In this case, it’s Eric Roberts and Sgt. Al Powell of the LAPD who helped John McClain stop Hans Gruber’s crew from robbing Nakatomi Plaza. (I know he was the dad onFamily Matters, too. But honestly, why would anyone remember him mostly from that?) But they’re just DEI hires, brought in to get Boomers to tune in....

This clip, for me, falls in the latter category. Do I think he’s got a little cockiness to him after a big win against Colorado State? But at least this one did make me laugh. And it’s not just that, he’s questioning the original reporters source of information! He uses a meteorologist? Get with the times, my brother! If the app gives me a cloud with the sun, fine. Just a cloud and I’m certain we won’t see a ray of light the entire afternoon....

On today’s Pardon My Take… COLE CUBELIC! The Texas Longhorns made the College Football Playoff last year, but were bounced in the semifinals. The schedule breaks perfectly for a team that is dealing with a QB1 injury in Quinn Ewers. So, who does Cole Cubelic think has a chance against one of the newest additions to the SEC? Not only is Texas back, but the Longhorns aren’t going anywhere.