Yeah I know what your thinking, “Didn’t The Jets win last matchup?”. No they actually did not at all. The Jets winning that meaningless game against the Patriots actually got them a worse draft pick. Both team were eliminated from the playoffs I mean that’s ridiculous. Bill Belichick that last game screwed the Jets for one final time. So really we cannot count that win on paper as a real win....
Napping Seeing as its the catalyst for the blog it deserves special mention. Ill admit it…Im a reformed daytime napper myself. I went through a period last year where the blinds in my dorm were perfect. We just cant be doing that. Once that sun goes down though, all bets are off. Casual Dessert It pains me to write this. Im a vocal dessert eater myself. Keep that shit to the confines of your own home....
A sunset, a naked woman, waves crashing on the shore. you’re able to go ahead and add Uncrustables to that list. The Uncrustable is one of mankind’s most miraculous achievements. Somehow they have managed to find the exact perfect ratio of peanut butter to jelly. It’s goddamn terrific. Now truthfully speaking, I never understood when paintings would sell for hundreds of thousands of dollars. I just didn’t get art like that....
I mean…what do you even say? It’s like a white-trash gift from god. The perfect blend of barnyard American pig people meets comedic commentary. It’s time to start highlighting what America is all about again - nothing. Just like everywhere else on earth it’s people living between their ears. Thank god Tim and the people at Netflix have cameras there to capture it. “This is YOUR Country"ft. Tim Dillon airs October 1st....
“Got me feeling nicey buunm bummm bummm bummm bummmm got me feeling nicey” Fucking legend. Jon Gruden is the man. Theres something about the way Gruden talks ball that just hooks you. you’re free to tell how much he truly loves the game. Its also fucking wild to see someone who clearly lives and breathes football, blasting dubstep. I think it’s ridiculous that he’s currently barred from the league. To me, Gruden will always be a legend....
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The crazy second Trump assassination attempt, the pager explosions in Israel, and more. But the Young Thug case is mad complex, involving multiple defendants and RICO charges. The prosecution initially planned to call 700 witnesses, then reduced to 400, which has slowed progress. The case has been reassigned to Judge Shukura Ingram, causing additional setbacks. Resource constraints in Fulton County’s court system have also impacted the trial’s timeline. Would hate to be a juror on the case....
We know what’s happened to Will Levis the first two weeks. He’s become the meme quarterback. He’s become the quarterback who made two hilariously awful mistakes. But now it’s escalated. Sure, we blog about it, but that’s not getting a number and texting them. I care about sports more than an adult probably should. Or a coach fucks up and tries to run an outdated offense and ruin everything. That one feels a little more fair to get angry about....
Woj retired on Wednesday morning and I was blown away. Woj bombs have a tendency of doing that, but this one hit different. Woj is one of the best to ever do it. Newsbreakers are my personal heroes. I know the hard work and dedication it takes and it is a job few people could really do. And when you get them, you do it on their timeline. Your calendar is never your own and you are at their mercy....
This is what a superstar looks like. 90% of the Pacers roster just walked into Orlando and laid their massive nuts on this proud franchise. The Orlando Magic fanbase may never fully recover. The Bucks and Pacers “Ballgate” last season made every meeting between the two a thousand times better. Yeah, competing is great, but I’m all about the dramatic story lines. It’s hilarious seeing the Pacers talk shit to the Magic....
Is there anything better for the NFL than Jim Harbaugh being back? I mean, imagine having to root for this guy? God I love him so much.
First off, fucking hilarious image of him doing this interview on the bike. Come on, Kyler. Always find the higher ground, anyone who has taller friends know this is key. Can’t be looking shorter than we actually are. A whole new world up here. Oh and as for who he’s talking about like the tweet mentions, it’s simple. I know it’s two games in, but Kyler looks different. He’s healthy, he has weapons and he’s winning....
This epidemic needs to stop. He totally would’ve done it too! And if I deleted my account and moved on? I’d be fired from working here. And that folks is why mine is interesting and his is a yawn for me. 443 followers and no face? ….plus, how’s he going to do it? How’s he going to prove it? And final question….is he going to like it?
