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Sabrina Carpenter Seems To Have Retired Her Patented Horny Outros For The Song "Nonsense" During Her New Tour (RIP), But May Have Replaced Them By Showcasing Different Sex Positions

Sabrina Carpenter has been everywhere lately. Coming from the Taylor Swift coaching tree, she’s taken the leap to stardom lately. Her music may not be for you, but that doesn’t mean you’ve escaped her rise. You may recognize Sabrina from her recent viralmusic videowhere she ends up making out with Jenna Ortega. Maybe it was her Skims photoshoot… Hey, perhaps you are a fan of her music! Espresso, Taste, and yo yo yo are the big ones....

The Braves and Mets Will Likely Have To Play a Doubleheader on Monday To Determine Who Will Get the NL's Final Wild Card Spots Before Starting the Postseason on the Road on Tuesday

If you want to see a clusterfuck, boy, do I have the situation for you. This is a nightmare for everyone involved. Everyone clap it up for Major League Baseball.

The Cleveland Guardians Masterfully Trolled The Internet With A Fake Champagne Celebration And T-Shirts For Beating The Reds

Hey, it’s fun to win! And Cleveland cares about it too much? Sounds like something a loser would say!! Time 1: clinching the playoff berth. Time 2: clinching the ALCS. Time 3: clinching the Ohio Cup. Okay, honesty hour. We know this is a joke right? It wasn’t even the shirts that gave it away. It was the fact that we….sprayed champagne again? 3x in a week? For beating the Reds?...

The Lakers Are Wasting No Time Adding Fuel To The Fire When It Comes To The LeBron And Bronny James Experiment

The whole circus around Bronny/LeBron being teammates has my brain in a bit of a pickle. Plus, if it kept LeBron happy and in LA then it’s a no-brainer decision. I say let the kid develop and we’ll see where we are in a few years. But here’s the thing. Already talking about the moment they’ll share the court together? Why should LeBron be involved in that decision at all?...

The Patriots O-Line Situation Has Done the Impossible: It's Actually Gotten Worse

“Neglect” is such a terrible word. In fact, it’s one that has absolutely positive connotation. But no one ever uses it that way. It’s always in the context of describing a state of disregarding something and letting it fall apart. Eliot Wolf and his staff have a lot to answer for. They’re a decidedly run-first team, with the 8th fewest pass attempts in the league. Yet they’ve surrendered surrendered the 8th most sacks, for a 3rd-worst sack rate of 12....

This Pickleball Winner Is As Ruthlessly Diabolical As Finishing Moves Come

To be fair, it’s not just with pickleball but with almost any niche sport. But like everything in life, there are levels to pickleball. I say some of the best because there’s still an entire level above what’s going on here. Not necessary in the slightest, but diabolical nevertheless. Sidenote: I was just at Major League Pickleball in NYC over the weekend. There are still plenty of hurdles in the way for pickleball as far as being a televised sport goes....

Toronto Media Is Already In Midseason Form, Ask Craig Berube If It's Time To Panic After 2 Preseason Losses For Maple Leafs

That’s the good stuff right there. When we’re talking peak Toronto media, it’s this moment right here. Already starting to initiate the coach out of town after 2 preseason games. You really have to wonder at this point if tomorrow night’s game against Montreal is a must-win. I mean, sure, Auston Matthews hasn’t even put on his jersey yet this year. But if the Leafs start the preseason 0-3? It might be time to blow the whole thing up....

UNLV QB Matthew Sluka Is Quitting on the Remainder of the Season Due to Unfulfilled 'Commitments' From the Program

UNLV is undefeated with two wins over Big 12 teams. The Rebels are one of the favorites to get the Group of Five’s guaranteed College Football Playoff spot. Regardless, we’re in uncharted territory in college sports. The players kinda have everybody over a barrel.

UPDATE: Matthew Sluka Was Reportedly Promised $100K Before Eventually Getting a Contract From UNLV for $12K and Ultimately Receiving None of It

I’m fascinated to see what happens with Sluka going forward. I hope he gets what he’s looking for from someone next season. Just confirm you have a contract signed before you show up on campus at the next school.

Watch The San Diego Padres Execute A Flawless WALK OFF TRIPLE PLAY To Beat The Dodgers And Clinch The Playoffs

So congratulations to the Padres on that happening. I think both occurrences register on the same side of the NO FUCKING WAY spectrum. To what exact subdegree of rarity - I don’t know and can’t say for sure. That’s why I just asked for your opinion on the matter. Both of them sound impossible. Miguel Rojas doesn’t deserve that kind of attention after playing his best baseball since COVID. He’s been arguably as valuable as Dansby Swanson in about half the playing time....

We Have To Stop Proposing At Sporting Events (Especially Ones Where The White Sox Are Attempting To Make History For Being The Shittiest Team Of All Time)

I saw this tonight and laughed out loud. And then I immediately felt horrible for poor Veronica. But let’s say this is actually real. I was originally writing that that’s as selfish as selfish gets for us men. But it’s actually fucking laugh out loud funny. And the White Sox being the fucking White Sox, couldn’t even let their fans enjoy that.)

You Can't Say the Disgraced Cops in the Karen Read Case Got a Slap on the Wrist. That Would Be an Insult to Wrist Slaps.

It felt like complicity. Which is infinitely worse. Fair or unfair, that was the general public perception from the beginning of the trial. Which is only reasonable when all the “mistakes” all seemed to break in one direction. Against the defendant and towards her guilt. That’s how it seemed with the investigation led by Mass. State Trooper Michael Proctor. –The lack of curiosity inside the house about anything the police were doing at the crime scene....

"I've Gotten Married And Divorced, And Had Two Kids"'s Been A Wild Ride For Most Phillies Fans Since The Last Time They Won The NL East

13 years is a long ass time. Just think about what your life was like during that stretch from 2007-11. For me that was sophomore year of high school through sophomore year of college. Just a young, dumb kid who thinks they know way more about the world than they actually do. That winning the NL East was just some annual tradition you could count on every September. And then came the dark times....