How Many Attempts Do I Need To Make These 9 Putts?

Take a Tequilacation withNEWTruly Tequila Soda today.

September 26, 2024 · 1 min · 7 words · Candace Martinez

I Can't Believe They Indicted The Man Who Invented The Garbage Can! Mayor Of New York Eric Adams Was Indicted By A Federal Grand Jury Last Night

Federal prosecutors were expected to announce the details of the indictment on Thursday. He said he had been targeted by the federal authorities because he had stood my ground for New Yorkers. Listen pal, I was born at night, but not last night. This has big waste management written ALL OVER IT. But he’s not. They say thatthey killed Nikolai Tesla because he planned to gift the world with free electricity....

September 26, 2024 · 1 min · 116 words · Tammy Conrad

In A Spectacular Goodbye Middle Finger To The A's, One Of Their Full-Time Employees Posted His Discount Code For All Fans To Use At Their Final Home Games

So what did one of their employees do in solidarity with the #SellTheTeam crew? What are they gonna do, fire him? No chance he lets those poor fans get a couple dollars off a $25 beer at his expense. My guess is that the People’s Employee probably won’t be showing up for that shift. Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened.

September 26, 2024 · 1 min · 63 words · Jerry Wilson

It Remains Extremely Impressive Just How Badly Jayson Tatum And The Celtics Continue To Break The Brains Of The National Media

Naturally, they haven’t. Their bullshit began with Perk, which wasn’t all that much of a surprise. The former player who does something other than shit like this? It really begs the question what about this team and Jayson Tatum specifically breaks brains like this? Let’s begin with the obvious. Either way, it’s very weird and very embarrassing. If that means being a playmaker, Tatum does it at a high level....

September 26, 2024 · 1 min · 163 words · Frances Velasquez

It's Not Even October Yet And Danny Briere Has Locked Up General Manager Of The Year

But Danny Briere handled that one as well as he could. Next up came this year’s draft. But instead, Briere decided to trade back one pick with Minnesota. The Wild selected Buium 12th overall, and the Flyers ended up taking Jett Luchanko 13th overall. Jett Luchanko was a late bloomer. Briere saw the path he was developing on and figured the pick would look great in a few seasons. The Flyers would have been happy if Luchanko was NHL ready in 2 years....

September 26, 2024 · 1 min · 140 words · Nicholas Marshall

John Mellencamp Did It Again! He Stopped His Show To Unload On A Fan In An Expletive Laden Rant Because The Fan Was Apparently Singing Too Loud

I have something I need to get off my chest. I freaking love John Cougar Mellencamp. Not just his music, but his whole demeanor and his “go fuck yourself” attitude. And this isn’t just a one time thing either. This is likethething John Mellencamp does at his shows now. Watch this interaction with a crowd from April. And I kind of love it. But it all could have easily ended early....

September 26, 2024 · 2 min · 301 words · Diana Pena

Just Clean My Fucking Room

I just checked into a hotel in London about an hour ago. She answered,Yes. She answered,No… Alright… Now she is kinda speaking my language… I need a lot of towels because I’ll be beating off until I shoot dust.

September 26, 2024 · 1 min · 39 words · Angelica Fisher

Lead From The Front: Kevin Kisner Promises To Rip His Shirt Off On The Course If Max Homa Hoops One This Week At The Presidents Cup

This right here is why Kevin Kisner is an assistant captain this week at the Presidents Cup. It’s a new era (or at least soon to be) with Team USA and these things. We have Keegan Bradley as captain in Bethpage next year at the Ryder Cup. Time to get rid of the boring, stuffy guys like Zach Johnson and bring in some new blood. Kisner will be on the shortlist to be captain one day....

September 26, 2024 · 1 min · 163 words · Barry Gardner

Mike Shanahan Knew That Brock Purdy Was Going To Be A Good NFL Quarterback Before His First Game

On today’s Pardon My Take… MIKE SILVER! Irrelevant by the San Francisco 49ers. Take a look… A lot of people had their doubts on the former Iowa State Cyclone. Could it have been deemed surprising?

September 26, 2024 · 1 min · 35 words · Lucas Fisher

Mississippi State Is HOW Big Of An Underdog?

Week 5 of the 2024 College Football season is here! The whole crew is in studio to run through the entire week 5 slate.

September 26, 2024 · 1 min · 24 words · Mrs. Gloria Hoover

New York City Mayor Indicted on Federal Charges, 2024

LINKS:

September 26, 2024 · 1 min · word · Mrs. Alicia Mckenzie

No Offense To The WNBA, But Their Playoff Format Is Horrendous

Listen, this is just my two cents. Now while I understand that they needed change, what they came up with is….wrong? So take the Indiana Fever’s series for example. They had to go to Connecticut where they were underdogs for Games 1 and 2. They never even got a shot to play on their home floor. But so is the idea of not giving the Fever some sort of advantage in Game 2?...

September 26, 2024 · 1 min · 124 words · Brian Bentley

Now That Derrick Rose Is Officially Retiring, Is He A Hall Of Famer?

Is Derrick Rose a Hall Of Famer? But here’s what makes the Derrick Rose case a bit complicated. Every other player in history? They got the nod. Sure he has the title, but it wasn’t likehewas the guy on that championship team. So even though his production may not have been as impressive as Rose, he has the hardware. If Penny never gets hurt, he’s for sure in the HOF....

September 26, 2024 · 1 min · 93 words · Holly Robles