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We know that Sydney Sweeney hosted SNL last year. It’s what SNL used to be. There was a time, believe it or not, where SNL was must watch. ‘She was practically begging everybody.’ That’s someone who gets it. It even says right there in the article that she intentionally aims to confront how people perceive her. That’s step 1. Can’t say anything different when you do it to yourself. It’s really a lesson for everyone to have....

OH THE HUMANITY…I guess? Nothing brings together a community more than when something strange and potentially dangerous happens. I gave it 3.8 Balls and recommend it to everyone that grew up around that era. The reason I bring this up is: 1. I didn’t feel like writing an entire blog about it since that seemed excessive and 2. Pearlman’s entire empire started with a blimp business, so it felt appropriate to lump it in here....

A young female assassin seeks revenge against the people who killed her family. This is a project that I think is best broken down with a quick pro and con list. PRO: Ana De Armas.I don’t think much more needs to be said than that. The Trailer itself.It looked good! Action looked very John Wick-ish which is way easier said than done. CON: The Director. Len Wiseman obviously did not direct any of the John Wick movies....

But rarely does something happen like what we’re seeing with the Bengals. They are one of the two true enigmas in the NFL to start the season. The Vikings are the fortunate yin to the unfortunate Bengals yang. A team that was supposed to be the worst in the NFL after losing JJ McCarthy. And the Bengals were a healthy Joe Burrow away from being a Super Bowl contender once again....

(source)–In love with Lake Forest? So signed to a fat contractbut on a relatively short leashWilliams shouldnt splurge on Lake Forests most expensive listing. Now THIS is what you want from your franchise QB. A palatial estate on the water just a short drive down the road from the Bears practice facility. A nice place to rest and recover. I love this for Caleb. He’s putting down roots. Embracing Chicago, his home....

It’s year 12 of your fantasy league with the boys. You’ve never won a championship and your friends always shit on you for not knowing ball. But for once, you finally have the 1st pick in the draft. This is the year you change the narrative. This is the year you finally bring it home. The draft started half a second ago and you already lock in Christian McCaffrey with pick one one....

These guys have to be breathing a big sigh of relief today:

I don’t scratch my head unless it itches, and I don’t dance unless I hear music. And it used to be that you had to secretly deliver someone a bag of cash. So yeah, this is a sad day for Ohio State. I have nothing negative to say today. Wouldn’t that be something? Think if Dave was the reason DJ U went to Florida State and then they started 0-3....

So I know it hasn’t hit the Barstool blog yet but Derrick Rose has officially retired. Okay, that was an unneccesary shot at Rick. I’m not crying, you’re crying! Side note: autocorrect simply won’t allow me to spell Dwyane that way. Thank god he was born while Doctors were still using pen and paper instead of iPads! Either way, back to the topic at hand. Classy move from Rose, as I heard he did it in the New York Times too....

You heard it here first folks, were out on dogs…dog owners that is. Its like when the star player on the team starts calling the shots instead of the coach. I blame it on those 25-30 year olds who are becoming first time dog owners as we speak now. They watched Air Bud splash a few threes as a kid and it fucked the whole power system up! Now those kids feel bad treating their dog like…a dog....

Last week, I managed a 9-7 record to bring my season record to 26-20-2. Sunday at 1 The Falcons and Saints are perhaps the most underrated rivalry in the NFL. The Saints suffered their first loss last week and were banged up at the same time. Look for the Falcons to fly away with the win. The Bengals are 0-3, having lost three frustrating games. Expect them to come out strong against a terrible Panthers and win easily....

What an existence Jerry Jones is living these days. But to claim he simply couldn’t afford him is just a lie. Bold-faced, bald-faced, or barefaced, take your pick. Then again, maybe we’re all wrong about this. Maybe money is actually tight at One Cowboys Way. Because according to Rex Ryan, Jones wanted him to coach his defense. This can go really bad for Dallas," he said. Those are bold words, indeed....

Because the Kansas City Chiefs winning games on favorable calls is a secret to no one. That’s roughly 1/3 more penalties in their favor than against them. How they justify that argument is beyond comprehension. I mean, what are we talking about here. Give me some examples. Do you want to bring up The Tuck Rule? The myths that surround that one reversal of a call that was incorrect on the field are legend....