Zach Hyman ended up getting completely smoked in the face by an Evan Bouchard slap shot last night.

Directly to the face.

No padding, no nothing.

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Just a face shattered into a million little pieces.

I don’t think anybody could blame Zach Hyman if he ended up being done for the night.

They were already halfway through the game.

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Hyman already had 2 goals on the night.

His job was done.

Anytime anyone touches his face, he’s at least out for a few weeks.

Zach Hyman’s contract is worth $5.5M per year.

Now to be fair, that amount of money is like a rounding error to the Hyman family.

I mean holy fuck.

Blood all over the jersey.

His nose looking like he just swapped faces with Paul Bissonnette.

But that’s not going to stop Zach Hyman from getting back into the game.

Because as long as his head is still attached to his shoulders, he’s getting back out there.

That’s a warrior.

Meanwhile, Embiid hasn’t played since taking a forearm to the face the other night.

Rub some dirt on it, put a fishbowl on, and get your ass back out there.