If you somehow dont know Zach Bryan, hes the guy who churns out heartache ballads by the truckload.
But not with a few subtweets or digs on the podcasts- no sir.
And it goes on for five minutes.

They even call out Bryan for everything from his 2023 arrest to his alleged STD spreading.
I wasn’t expecting Dave to hold back, but it’s pretty savage.
The timing is no accident, either.

They dropped it at midnight- a nod to TaylorsThe Tortured Poets Departmentalbum which the song is featured on.
Bryan hasnt responded yet the man deleted his X account, and so far, hes gone radio silent.
Sadly, the censorship and repression of free speech didn’t end there.

And since beginning to write this blog, Spotify has now also taken it down.
As far as I’m aware, the beat was original.
The lyrics are obviously their own.

So what Warner is accusing Barstool of infringing upon that they own the rights to is beyond me.
But in standard Bryan fashion, Bri confirmed that they are all now all blocked on his instagram.
This breakup has gone from sad country song to WWE storyline, and personally I’m here for it.

And so is everybody else.
Look at the news wire.
Zach Bryan has no choice other than to respond with a track of his own now.
I don’t write the rules, I’m just here to remind everybody of them.
If he doesn’t, he runs the risk of having his career derailed ala Drake via Kendrick.
And in this case, Dave would be Kendrick.
Balls in your court Zach.