The man is living the dream, getting paid handsomely to do absolutely nothing.

Even Mintzy is required to do more than Mike Brown presently.

You will soon be handed zero responsibility while still getting a paycheck.

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Yesterday the Bengals played a must-win game against the Denver Broncos.

Now let’s bring in some added context as to why you should listen to Taylor’s ways.

This may get confusing, but just know I’m right.

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Now children gather around, let’s do a quick math lesson for everybody.

One minute and 39 seconds equals a total of 99 seconds.

The play clock is 40 seconds long.

If you line up to take a delayed knee that wastes about three seconds to run.

1st and goal at the 6: Kneel down.

Denver’s final timeout.

2nd and goal at the 8: Kneel down.

Full play clock runs.

3rd and goal at the 10: Kneel down.

Full play clock runs.

4th and goal at the 12: kick the field goal with 7 seconds left.

Two 40 second play clocks= 80 seconds

Three delayed kneel downs= 9 seconds.

Field goal attempt= 3 seconds.

80+9+3=92

What does that all mean?

With no timeouts, if you fuck that situation up then didn’t deserve to win anyways.

Again, absolutely no need to run any sort of actual play here given the situation.

So what did Taylor do?

He ran it with Chase Brown.

Why run it at all?

Bo Nix made something happen.

“But Hubbs, Cade York sucks and he missed a 33 yard chip shot in OT.

Why are you begging for them to kick?”

First of all that’s bullshit hindsight 20/20.

Going into that attempt, York was 4/4 from inside 40 this season and 15/16 with XPs.

At the time there’s zero hesitation sending him out there for a short attempt like that.

Why they ran it all instead of kneeing it out escapes me.

It’s clock management malpractice from a veteran head coach.

It’s one of the least deserving wins I’ve seen an NFL head coach receive in a while.

Now Chase Brown has a high ankle sprain as your reward for stupidity.