What can’t this guy do?
Run in the Olympics.
That is something IShowSpeed cannot do.
Which IShowSpeed is not.
Sorry, I just saw some fake news being circulated online and felt responsible to issue a correction.
I’m afraid IShowSpeed has Olympic Track & Field confused with boxing.
Somehow there is aBOAT LOADof money in that.
But that’s aside the point.
That’s not what the Olympics are about.
Although to be fair, 2028 is a long way away.
Maybe things will have changed by then.
That’s probably not out of the realm of possibility.
But if that doesn’t happen…
I’m sorry Mr. ShowSpeed…
I’m afraid you’re not Team USA material.
To be perfectly frank, I’m getting a little tired of this IShowSpeed guy.
I understand I’m not helping things by blogging about him(again).
We get it dude.
You’re a fast and athletic guy.
Faster and more athletic than most.
This YouTube streamer is better than I had originally anticipated!
I’m very impressed!"
you could’t do the Jake Paul boxing thing with track though.
I feel like that’s the road you’re trying to go down here.
But it doesn’t work.
There are concrete times you have to run that you won’t be able to match.
Although the more I think about it…
I wish the Olympics would allow him in.
You will compete in literally everything."
Then we get it all out of the way at once.
The Olympics will be completely unaffected.
Everything will go off as normal.
We’ll just have IShowSpeed bringing up the rear by a WIDE margin in every event.
I don’t mind a stage name (i.e.
Big Cat or KFC).
But I wish we never just started calling people by their @’s.
YouTube streamers are out there introducing each other to people with x’s and numbers in their names.
“Have you met my friend xxApocolypse99?
You probably haven’t heard of him, but he’s massive among autistic Asian teenagers.
He has 90,000,000,000 followers across all platforms and owns 50% of the Philippines”.
I just miss people having names.
