Could have happened to anyone (not really).
Idk how the hell I let that one fly.
But Darren Rovell has been on one lately.
A pretty rare pull, considering he opened just 4 packs.
It’s a card that sells online for thousands, if not tens of thousands of dollars.
Don’t ask me if Big Cat pulling that card was somehow manufactured.
I don’t fucking know.
No way is the juice worth the squeeze there.
Idk what the Ludex card guys are capable of doing.
Maybe they intentionally give Big Cat a pack they knew had a Michael Jordan card in it.
Idk how the world of cards works, or how difficult that would be to do.
But either way, the Michael Jordan cards are allegedly in 1 out of 11 of those packs.
They didn’t defy any crazy odds.
Regardless, it was a fun and harmless moment.
Personally, I wish they would have eaten the card right there on the spot.
But still, it was a fun enough couple hours on the internet.
But of course Darren Rovell has to be fucking weird about it.
That first tweet was actually fine.
He’s making the same point I just made.
They didn’t hit the lottery.
It’s very Rovell of him to immediately put a damper on someone’s fun.
It was after that when he just started lying about things.
And refusing to stop being bullied around the internet by Steven Cheah.
Even if you’re technically right.
Which I’m sure Darren Rovell is.
Being “technically right” is kinda his whole annoying thing.
No shitmostpeople don’t make money pulling cards.
It’s literally gambling.
That’s how gambling works.
No offense, Steven.
I say all that to say… Darren Rovell did something annoying yet against last night.
That is just so stupid for so many reasons.
For one, he’s just hopping on the Shedeur Sanders insult bandwagon.
Naturally, Darren Rovell would go for the easiest target.
it’s possible for you to say it about anyone, in regards to anything.
you could’t lose what you don’t have Darren.
Obviously, I get why it’s different with Shedeur.
I’m not too stupid to understand where Darren is coming from.
There was a time when people thought Shedeur Sanders would be the #1 pick.
But then things happened that caused him to slip.
Some of those things Shedeur did to himself.
But I don’t even think that’s entirely fair to say.
It is to some degree.
I’m sure his interviews weren’t great.
But Shedeur Sanders never should have been projected #1 in the first place.
He doesn’t have a strong arm.
He’s not fast.
He gets “off schedule” a lot (I keep hearing that).
He’s cocky as all hell (which could be great, or could be really really terrible).
In no world should he have been projected #1.
I refuse to believe it was only about the interviews.
If you have legitimate #1 pick caliber talent, interviews alone don’t make you fall THAT far.
He just isn’t that good.
I think Ebo was spot on today on Mostly Sports
“Assuming they could have gone No.
That’s just a preposterous way to look at the draft.
Was Aaron Rodgers at any point even supposed to be the #1 overall pick?
Same with Will Levis.
Maybe at some point in Levis' college career, somebody declared that he was their #1 prospect.
But he certainly wasn’t close to that come draft night.
I don’t remember it that way.
Just when I think Darren Rovell can’t get any weirder about sports… he always finds a way.
This ends my Darren Rovell vent blog.
I really can’t stand the way he is sometimes.
If you could manage to calculate that for me Darren, be my guest.
I can’t help but be deathly curious to find out how much money Icouldhave right now.
