Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened.
In the words of the great Kenny Chesney: Don’t Blink.
Well, through four days and three nights, all of those questions have been answered.
Winners:
The Food:
Without question the biggest positive surprise of camp.
Now the question must be asked: was that the food they serve general campers all summer?
I don’t know that for sure.
Shoutout Chef E, I love you man.
Then we played for the next three and a half hours.
You’re telling me they play this with NFL players?
And then Eddie sinks back into his chair and mumbles, tough getting called dumb by someone like that.
I had concerns of the 6 to a cabin, sleeping in bunkbeds policy.
And that included the 45 degree temperatures that it touched down to.
No phones in sight.
4-0 with no ties.
It was a worse ass kicker than any schoolyard fight has ever been.
Okay make that 7 hour…..no wait we had to stop again for maintenance and also hit traffic.
to her story about her time in Tijuana, Kate was the unsung MVP of camp.
Not Wonton Don though.
Oh, and for going both cheeks out in the Belly Flop Contest.
Okay, and the final Winner…..The Weather.
Folks it was 75 and sunny THE ENTIRE TRIP during the day.
Didn’t rain once.
Zero issues at all.
So thank God for the Barstool difference and the great weather.
And now it’s time for the….
In fact, Will Compton’s toughness is a Winner and should never be questioned again.
Rub some dirt on it and let’s play ball.
To anyone saying Will Compton doesn’t have that dog in him, think again.
Swimming Competitively:
Need I say more?
Listen no offense to the rules committee but did anyone with a brain plan out some of these games?
Anyone got a bright idea of what we could’ve done?
Catching Fish:
Listen all I can speak from is my own experience.
Plus the following morning, Jerry couldn’t snag one on Jerry After Dark.
The Bus Ride Home:
Folks it took us 9 hours to get home.
Remember when I chirped the private jet flyers at the beginning of this blog?
Missed Kamala speaking and everything!
Okay, that’s the end of my list.
I’m really hoping we go back next year, and hopefully to the same exact place?
