Listen, I love Mike McDaniel.
(Sidebar - McDaniel practices sound like must-listen entertainment.
Guy should be mic’d up for all of them.)

Loved him even before discovering how obsessed he is with Eminem.
(That’s just a joke.
Listen, I get it.

Everytime I go to Miami, I ask myself the same questions we all do.
1- Why don’t I live here permanently?
The weather is amazing.
The scenery is incredible.
And the women are make-believe.
2- HOW do people live here?
it’s possible for you to’t leave your hotel without spending $500.
It’s the most expensive city in the country to do anything in and that’s saying a lot.
Not a good look for you bro.
Go back to the double-hoop earring with the high 0 fade look you rocked in Denver ball boy days.