WHOA! Michigan Is Starting A Former Walk-On At Quarterback Tonight Over Alex Orji

Hahahhaha WHAT?!?!

Go get me a clipboard, you walk-on.

Get me some water.

I thought he was Next Up.

I mean, he can pick up Popcorn Kernels!!!

Oh how the mighty have fallen.

But in all honesty, it kinda makes me sad.

I wanted my first year full-time at Barstool to include a rivalry between Ohio State and Michigan.

But by the time November comes around, we’re going to be 11-0 and they’ll be 7-4.

Quarterback issues at Michigan already, smh.

You know what they say about that.

Meanwhile, in Columbus, we have our CLEAR QB1….

Willy Heisman?